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    For some reason I remember him scoring for Newcastle away to Pompey with a wee dink over the keeper, and as he runs away celebrating in front of the Portsmouth fans you can see him saying "oooh what a f*cking finish eh?" 😂 cringey wee weirdo dobber.

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    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aob-gvAWwZM

    This guy does a good impression of him.

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    He's only about eighteen or nineteen himself on that soccer skills show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ICA_86 View Post
    The worst bit is that this whole statement is absolute shite. The Spanish are famous for eating late at night and having been to Madrid I can confirm that nothing's closed early.
    Before accusing Michael Owen of talking shite, read what he is quoted as saying and then read your statement. The point he is making is that they ate late at night, therefore it was too late to take his two year old child out, so in fact his statement is indeed the absolute truth as you have confirmed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ICA_86 View Post
    The worst bit is that this whole statement is absolute shite. The Spanish are famous for eating late at night and having been to Madrid I can confirm that nothing's closed early.

    He meant it the other way around mate, they didn't open early enough.

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    There's more than enough places in the city of Madrid that are open early to late to feed a family 😂

    Owen's talking shite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ICA_86 View Post
    The worst bit is that this whole statement is absolute shite. The Spanish are famous for eating late at night and having been to Madrid I can confirm that nothing's closed early.
    I don't think he says that, does he?

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    i've had jobbies that have been more charismatic than michael owen

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    Opened this thread a couple of hours ago, first time I'd seen this.

    Still ****ing pishing myself

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacrispy View Post
    Anyone remember the brochure his agent and advisors whipped up to send to potential buyers to inform them of what a fantastic investment their client would be? I still laugh my tits off at it as much now as I did back then, what a riddy.



    Not seen that before.

    Embarrassing doesn't even begin to cover it.

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    Who decided his brand values included 'charismatic' and 'cool' obviously never met the fanny.

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    I have an irrational dislike of Owen. Genuinely brilliant when he came on the scene then lived off it for the rest of his career.

    He apparently said he owed Newcastle fans nothing.

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    "When Man City don't score, they hardly ever win."

    I will never forget that

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    Quote Originally Posted by ICA_86 View Post
    The worst bit is that this whole statement is absolute shite. The Spanish are famous for eating late at night and having been to Madrid I can confirm that nothing's closed early.
    I was thinking the same myself. If anything, you're f*cked if you want anything too early.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PunkScott View Post
    I have an irrational dislike of Owen. Genuinely brilliant when he came on the scene then lived off it for the rest of his career.

    He apparently said he owed Newcastle fans nothing.
    Not really irrational then, is it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdilla View Post
    Not really irrational then, is it?
    Being that he is a human that has no effect on my day to day existence, he shouldn't bring out the feelings he does. lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueWorldOrder View Post
    Christ that is painful to watch
    I reckon even David Brent would cringe at that!

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    Typical thick as pigshit twat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GaryBolan View Post
    He's on a terrible radio advert just now for personal injury claims.

    Here he is talking about a time he got injured in their offices.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LN-Vkfv_tgw

    The most boring guy of all time.
    This flyer for his services probably secured this gig for advertising for ambulance chasers. Heard it myself in a taxi last week.

    What next, doing voice overs for PPI companies?

    The face of a payday loan company?

    Stay classy Michael.

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    Boring Dick, but what a finisher he was when he was younger.

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    serious redneck

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