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TheAllyMcCoistDiet
01-11-2010, 04:56
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It's a great story, here are some of the highlights:


In 1947, Bill Struth got word that alien invaders were about to blow the lid on the conspiracy. He authorised the formation of NARSA, which remained secret until its official foundation in 1993. NARSA developed weapons capable of downing the alien spacecraft. The alien emissaries were then taken hostage and kept at Area 51 where they remain to this day. While they are kept incommunicado, NARSA have yet to develop technology to block their telepathic brainwaves which carry the message of the conspiracy to the feebleminded.

In 1963, Scot Symon ordered the assassination of John F. Kennedy, the most powerful Celtic fan on the planet. NARSA trained Lee Harvey Oswald and provided the gun Oswald used on 22nd November 1963. John Greig oversaw the mission from the grassy mound where he stood smoking a pipe. Kennedy never intended to expose the conspiracy but instead decided to use the FBI to infiltrate the SFA and plant his own Celtic-minded people in positions of power. Although Kennedy was assassinated, the planned infiltration was to some extent successful. Greig managed to get back in time to play against Dunfermline on the 23rd, a game Rangers won 4-1.

In 1969, David White masterminded the murder of Paul MCartney and arranged for a look-alike to take his place in The Beatles. The Rangers board first became concerned about McCartney’s links to Celtic when they heard Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da, a clear allusion to Celtic winning the European Cup in 1967 as can be seen from these lyrics:

Desmond has his barrow in the market place...(Obviously the Barras)
Molly is the singer in a band (‘singer in a band’ is an anagram of Inane Brigands, an obvious reference to TGFITW)

Desmond takes a trolley to the jewelry store...
Buys a twenty carat golden ring... (Obvioulsy the European Cup, why else would a trolley be needed)
Takes it back to Molly waiting at the door (‘waiting at the door’ is an anagram of We Doth Attain Giro, another clear reference to TGFITW)

David white also gave NARSA the go ahead to use NASA to fake the moon landings in 1969 to divert press attention away from Celtic winning the treble that season.

In September 1978, John Greig had been in the Rangers hot seat for only four months when he had to make the biggest call of his life. P2, the illegal Italian pseudo-masonic lodge, were laundering Vatican funds to launch an audacious bid to buy Celtic. Pope John Paul I had made such progress since becoming Pope in August that Greig saw that he would have to be stopped. Davie Cooper, a member of the 1978 treble winning team, was dispatched to deal with the Holy Father. John Paul I was found at dawn on the morning of 29th September having been kicked to death. Cooper returned in time to play Motherwell on the 30th, coming on as a sub for goal scorer Tommy McLean. Rangers won 4-1.

1997 saw Rangers plc’s most daring mission yet. Walter Smith arranged for the veteran French defender Paul Le Guen, who was playing at Paris Saint-Germain, to follow Princess Diana on her trip to Paris. Le Guen discovered that she planned to use Dodi Al-Fayed’s money to buy Celtic to create a credible rival to the Queen’s Eleven. Once news of the plan filtered back to Ibrox, the word was given. Paul Le Guen was reward for his loyalty nine years later with a substantial financial package in the guise of a lucrative managerial contract. Le Guen only managed the club for 217 days.

DIBURNSIDE
01-11-2010, 07:34
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It's a great story, here are some of the highlights:

Brilliant.

When's it out, I might well buy this :thumb:

Hamburg
01-11-2010, 07:40
That's one for Xmas :D

calum7
01-11-2010, 08:25
Thats excatly what happened, but you won't hear a word from the Scottish press about this :angel:

gordon_blue
01-11-2010, 09:39
No mention of CFC's links to Opus Dei?

The_Gub
01-11-2010, 10:23
Sod Davie Edgar's book, I'm getting this one for my Christmas. ;)

number7
01-11-2010, 10:32
some one has way too much time on their hands
but that is brilliant

WeAr3Th3Pe0ple
01-11-2010, 11:12
This is fantastic !

ozbear47
01-11-2010, 11:16
some one has way too much time on their hands
but that is brilliant

What he said!! :)

Jimenez
01-11-2010, 11:18
Absolutely superb :D

scottylad72
01-11-2010, 11:19
I'll have three copies please you know how it is.........;)

Maxiglw
01-11-2010, 11:21
FFS !!

I hate these "exposures" - now we will have to try and answer to these charges, i wish people would think before publishing things.

klostheboss
01-11-2010, 13:01
ha ha brilliant

TheBattleFever
01-11-2010, 13:13
Damn you Dan Brown, that was all supposed to be kept confidential :mad:

Josmeg
01-11-2010, 13:28
I will just wait till movie comes out.........

thevietnambear
01-11-2010, 13:50
Sound like a brammer, I'm getting it from Amazon

bluegorbals
01-11-2010, 14:03
some one has way too much time on their hands
but that is brilliant

Way too much time on their hands

TheAllyMcCoistDiet
01-11-2010, 14:05
Way too much time on their hands

Aye very f*ckin funny.

Jan Fabel
01-11-2010, 14:18
Brilliant stuff, TAmcCD. Although there is nothing capable of destroying a pathetic paranoid conspiracy theory, this satire does tend to poke some holes in the arguments of the fixed stare, mono-browed, hygiene challenged, delusional schizophrenic hooped horrors.

Positively Blue
01-11-2010, 14:24
I predict that in 1 years time that timmy will be passing all of this as gosple truth! :angel:

George Agdgdgwngo
01-11-2010, 14:24
Superb mate! :)

TAMLEBAM
01-11-2010, 14:51
Got to agree with Positively Blue this will become a factoid. About ten years from now it will be getting quoted in letters to the SFA/SPL.

Jimenez
01-11-2010, 15:56
I predict that in 1 years time that timmy will be passing all of this as gosple truth! :angel:

e-mail it to a workmate. Listen to their crys of 'I ****ing knew it' :D

TN8
01-11-2010, 16:16
Thats absolutely brilliant! :clap:

Steven_Gers
01-11-2010, 16:23
Good xmas present im sure to inform someone to get me it.

AA
01-11-2010, 16:24
The truth is out. We'll never get a penalty noo.

Castletownloyal
01-11-2010, 16:34
Takes it back to Molly waiting at the door (‘waiting at the door’ is an anagram of We Doth Attain Giro, another clear reference to TGFITW)

Brilliant.

sixdaywar
01-11-2010, 16:48
Absolutely brilliant, you should send that wee tosser chuck dung a "confidential" copy, within hours the soap dodgers will be lighting up the boards of every football phone in.

Rowley Birkin
15-02-2011, 20:31
found from a link in the lounge
bump
:D

be11y
15-02-2011, 21:08
Immense work :)

DR09
15-02-2011, 21:14
Does it make reference to "Penny Arcade", or is that still in the dark?

Pennibear
15-02-2011, 21:15
Thats exellent work. Superb.lol

47blue
15-02-2011, 21:18
I predict that in 1 years time that timmy will be passing all of this as gosple truth! :angel:

You mean its not:confused:

balfarg
15-02-2011, 21:22
quality stuff :D:D:D

Daveroxx
15-02-2011, 21:25
Splendiferous stuff !!

Le Big Bear Bum
15-02-2011, 21:25
Desmond has his barrow in the market place...(Obviously the Barras)
Molly is the singer in a band (‘singer in a band’ is an anagram of Inane Brigands, an obvious reference to TGFITW)

Desmond takes a trolley to the jewelry store...
Buys a twenty carat golden ring... (Obvioulsy the European Cup, why else would a trolley be needed)
Takes it back to Molly waiting at the door (‘waiting at the door’ is an anagram of We Doth Attain Giro, another clear reference to TGFITW)

:D

fantastic stuff

azoots217
15-02-2011, 21:30
Still laugh everytime i read this :D:D

Captain Jock
15-02-2011, 21:32
Superb stuff!
You just know this is going to be FACT very shortly!
:D

BlueGnome
15-02-2011, 21:36
Does it make reference to "Penny Arcade", or is that still in the dark?



All you need to know about that little tome is explained in this:-


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turrabear
16-02-2011, 00:16
comedy gold mate.