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garymc1984
17-09-2009, 02:59
Big Jig :)

Surely no bigger than big Mo's? :confused: :D

The Predator
17-09-2009, 03:08
No idea if it would be the biggest but he seems to get excited quite easily.

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa96/thenormality/Thistle%20v%20Rangers/image037.jpg

http://www.footballshirtculture.com/images/stories/fsc6/rangers_2008_09_umbro_kit.jpg

garymc1984
17-09-2009, 03:33
Sweet jesus :eek:

I've never seen those pics before :D

Super has his hand on him in the first picture so i'll let him away with that one :D

lowerhuttloyal
17-09-2009, 04:05
Yes he has I have seen him riding it.:D

strider
17-09-2009, 07:49
I was told a couple of seasons ago by the man who sat next to me at Ibrox (sparky8 on here) that Lee was hung like a petrol pump. Quite how he knew that I'm not sure...........:eek:

If he truly was excited in those pics, and not just kinda lax with his folding up of his huge walloper in those shorts, they wouldn't have been able to print the pictures by all accounts.

RMD
17-09-2009, 08:03
It definitely wasn't the playing surface that excited him - *** is that cowp all about.

Yer right enough Sweet nothings from Ally is probably the reason:D

Norn_Iron_Bluenose
17-09-2009, 08:07
What a weird thread :eek: :roll: :p

westbarns
17-09-2009, 08:15
this thread is incredible

BloodandFire
17-09-2009, 08:22
That's probably why he's so slow. It must be like dragging an anchor :eek:

old school
17-09-2009, 08:26
is he therefore approaching the legendary status of ian rush in this dept.?
apparantly in the early 80's when liverpool played swansea at the vetch word got around and several home players went for a peek in the away dressing room.

BoydyScoresAgain
17-09-2009, 08:28
No wonder Wattie plays him everyweek, hes scared of a ****ing !

gtm
17-09-2009, 08:29
Where's Ally's other hand in that pic? Is he fluffing the jig up a bit:D:D:D

BoydyScoresAgain
17-09-2009, 08:37
What ground was the top pic btw?

Murdoch9999
17-09-2009, 08:41
Surely it's accepted that Sir Davie of Weir has the largest old chap in the world, never mind the Ibrox dressing room?

footballhead
17-09-2009, 08:53
What ground was the top pic btw?

Looks a little like Firhill.

JTB
17-09-2009, 08:58
It's like a wains leg hanging out a pram..................says my good mate Christian Dailly.

graham14
17-09-2009, 08:58
What ground was the top pic btw?

parkhead :):):)

broughtonloyal
17-09-2009, 09:04
The gayest thread ever of on followfollow

Jealousloyal

simonon
17-09-2009, 09:25
Is this a Graham Norton forum ?

The Busby Bear
17-09-2009, 09:33
A pal of mine played at Motherwell when he was there and said he is hung like a donkey, supposedly he was quite embarrased by the whole thing as he was often getting wound up about it, it's not something i'd be embarrased about to be honest.

Ionabrick
17-09-2009, 09:38
I understand that Mr McCoist has no reason for complaint in the walloper department either !

andygray
17-09-2009, 09:40
This is the funniest thread i've seen on here in ages :)

DALRSC
17-09-2009, 09:42
What ground was the top pic btw?

Firhill when we played them in the cup and they done that crappy card display!

By the way, gayest thread ever:)

marvsbeliever
17-09-2009, 09:42
Big Jig's Chopper

http://www.sheldonbrown.com/harris/images/chopper-orange.jpg

VelvetUnderground
17-09-2009, 10:20
I heard that Lovenkrands used to have the biggest winkie in the changin room. According to an ex youth player.

This is the gayest thread ever.

BoydyScoresAgain
17-09-2009, 10:25
According to an ex player aswell, Alex Rae never had a penis.

He had a jedi attached to his ballsack :D

Roscoblue
17-09-2009, 10:33
I thought he was calling him big Jake. Oh well, fair play to him. Shame it wasn't Natalie Sawyer doing the post match, she could've lobbed it out for the BIG man!

RMD
17-09-2009, 10:49
A pal of mine played at Motherwell when he was there and said he is hung like a donkey, supposedly he was quite embarrased by the whole thing as he was often getting wound up about it, it's not something i'd be embarrased about to be honest.

I used to play in a team with a guy that had a circus knob, he had to wear cycling shorts to keep it in his shorts:eek: He was seriously embarassed by it. My mate used to grab the thing in the showers and shoogle it about just to wind him up.:D

I've another mate who is similarly blessed and many years ago we were sitting in my mates house watching the athletics, having a few before we headed out. The bold Linford was running with the lunch box resplendent when of the boys pipes up "Here T, d'ye no' wish ye had a knob like that? Instead of that huge f.ucker!":D

Rod the Prod
17-09-2009, 11:14
I understand that Mr McCoist has no reason for complaint in the walloper department either !

Ffs this thread has gone too far :eek:

Send this thread to the secret lounge pronto

Rod the Prod
17-09-2009, 11:16
I used to play in a team with a guy that had a circus knob, he had to wear cycling shorts to keep it in his shorts:eek: He was seriously embarassed by it. My mate used to grab the thing in the showers and shoogle it about just to wind him up.:D

I've another mate who is similarly blessed and many years ago we were sitting in my mates house watching the athletics, having a few before we headed out. The bold Linford was running with the lunch box resplendent when of the boys pipes up "Here T, d'ye no' wish ye had a knob like that? Instead of that huge f.ucker!":D

Do you seriously realise what you've just posted here? :eek:

RMD
17-09-2009, 11:19
Do you seriously realise what you've just posted here? :eek:


Yup seriously. Said mate was a footballing acquaintance and should have been certified.

Anyone who played for Netherton or Drumchapel United about ten year ago will know the culprit and victim.

James Clark
17-09-2009, 11:21
i used to play in a team with a guy that had a circus knob, he had to wear cycling shorts to keep it in his shorts:eek: He was seriously embarassed by it. my mate used to grab the thing in the showers and shoogle it about just to wind him up.:d

i've another mate who is similarly blessed and many years ago we were sitting in my mates house watching the athletics, having a few before we headed out. The bold linford was running with the lunch box resplendent when of the boys pipes up "here t, d'ye no' wish ye had a knob like that? Instead of that huge f.ucker!":d



:d:d:d


...

RFC_Sooty
17-09-2009, 11:27
I used to play in a team with a guy that had a circus knob, he had to wear cycling shorts to keep it in his shorts:eek: He was seriously embarassed by it. My mate used to grab the thing in the showers and shoogle it about just to wind him up.:D

I've another mate who is similarly blessed and many years ago we were sitting in my mates house watching the athletics, having a few before we headed out. The bold Linford was running with the lunch box resplendent when of the boys pipes up "Here T, d'ye no' wish ye had a knob like that? Instead of that huge f.ucker!":D



http://s3.amazonaws.com/findagrave/photos/2001/222/williamskennethbio.jpg

justagrin
17-09-2009, 11:29
I used to play in a team with a guy that had a circus knob, he had to wear cycling shorts to keep it in his shorts:eek: He was seriously embarassed by it. My mate used to grab the thing in the showers and shoogle it about just to wind him up.:D

I've another mate who is similarly blessed and many years ago we were sitting in my mates house watching the athletics, having a few before we headed out. The bold Linford was running with the lunch box resplendent when of the boys pipes up "Here T, d'ye no' wish ye had a knob like that? Instead of that huge f.ucker!":D

You seem to be the kind of guy who only goes about with guys with big nobs.

People will talk. :D

Tom Vallance
17-09-2009, 11:32
I see Majid was referring to him as Jake in interviews last light. Jake the Peg, perhhaps? :D

RMD
17-09-2009, 11:38
You seem to be the kind of guy who only goes about with guys with big nobs.

People will talk. :D

It's a very exclusive club:D

westbarns
17-09-2009, 11:39
a no a guy from my home town that for a laugh one night in the pub, dipped his knob in a empty pint glass and touched the bottom easyly with some spare

schosha
17-09-2009, 11:49
Only on FF could someone start a thread about the size of the players tadgers

A few outing themselves today eh >:)

Rod the Prod
17-09-2009, 12:08
Only on FF could someone start a thread about the size of the players tadgers

A few outing themselves today eh >:)

I'd say feck me, but I'm concerned it'll be taken a bit too literally on this thread :D

strider
17-09-2009, 12:32
I used to play in a team with a guy that had a circus knob, he had to wear cycling shorts to keep it in his shorts:eek: He was seriously embarassed by it. My mate used to grab the thing in the showers and shoogle it about just to wind him up.:D

I've another mate who is similarly blessed and many years ago we were sitting in my mates house watching the athletics, having a few before we headed out. The bold Linford was running with the lunch box resplendent when of the boys pipes up "Here T, d'ye no' wish ye had a knob like that? Instead of that huge f.ucker!":D

I've heard a few dressing room stories as well.

People slapping team mates on the back of the head with their c*ck when they least expect it.

More than a few team pictures ruined by someone placing it on the guy in front of them's head.

One of my mates used to whip it out during games when someone was trying to get past him to put them off.:D

Kel
17-09-2009, 12:36
Surely now his pic goes up beside the original chopper

Alec Cleland :eek:

Don't ask :p

Up The Bracket
17-09-2009, 12:40
I've heard a few dressing room stories as well.

People slapping team mates on the back of the head with their c*ck when they least expect it.

More than a few team pictures ruined by someone placing it on the guy in front of them's head.

One of my mates used to whip it out during games when someone was trying to get past him to put them off.:D

You're not mates with this guy are you? :angel:

http://www.world-cup-betting.me.uk/images/legends/marad1.jpg

Ricardo Shillyshally
17-09-2009, 13:51
best ask Tam Cowan he always seemed to be in the know about who had the biggest in our dressing room. He seemed obsessed with big Amo when he was here :eek:

bluebaz
17-09-2009, 13:57
This thread is all sorts of wrong. :eek:

RMD
17-09-2009, 13:59
best ask Tam Cowan he always seemed to be in the know about who had the biggest in our dressing room. He seemed obsessed with big Amo when he was here :eek:


you weren't too keen on Gazza's tadger so the story goes:D

gilliangers
17-09-2009, 14:02
I feel right at home in this thread thanks boy's your the best we have the best supporters ever lol :) :) :)

RMD
17-09-2009, 14:02
I've heard a few dressing room stories as well.

People slapping team mates on the back of the head with their c*ck when they least expect it.

More than a few team pictures ruined by someone placing it on the guy in front of them's head.

One of my mates used to whip it out during games when someone was trying to get past him to put them off.:D

A brother of an ex-Rangers used to cut about the dressing room with a ciggie (was going to say fag, but thought better of it:eek::D) hanging out his foreskin:D

garymc1984
17-09-2009, 14:24
At least when I started this thread last night I was pished and very happy :)

Those pictures of big Lee though!!! :eek:

Frightening :ninja:

Younggun_stu23
17-09-2009, 14:26
At least when I started this thread last night I was pished and very happy :)

Those pictures of big Lee though!!! :eek:

Frightening :ninja:

Big Lee right enough :D

justagrin
17-09-2009, 14:29
Big Lee should now be know as " the cocks in the box"..







See what i did there.

sregnar
17-09-2009, 14:35
he maybe just gets a semi every time he pulls on that shirt and realises who he is playing for, who wouldn't?:scarf:

jimmy shingle
17-09-2009, 14:39
No idea if it would be the biggest but he seems to get excited quite easily.

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa96/thenormality/Thistle%20v%20Rangers/image037.jpg

http://www.footballshirtculture.com/images/stories/fsc6/rangers_2008_09_umbro_kit.jpg

WE CANNOT LET TIMMY GET HOLD OF THESE PICS!! :ninja:

orangeprod1873
17-09-2009, 14:40
big jig :)

surely no bigger than big mo's? :confused: :d


ban this fud

:):)

justagrin
17-09-2009, 14:40
he maybe just gets a semi every time he pulls on that shirt and realises who he is playing for, who wouldn't?:scarf:

Maybe he just gets a semi standing beside Ally. :D:D

Blue Sea Of Ibrox
17-09-2009, 14:40
gay thread of the year! :)

johnboy
17-09-2009, 14:53
Big Jig :)

Surely no bigger than big Mo's? :confused: :D

What a gay post

garymc1984
17-09-2009, 15:13
What a gay post

xxxxxx ;)

Mr Super Bad
17-09-2009, 15:19
Amo had a massive wang. Probably still has, when you think about it. I peed next to him once at the Writers POTY dinner. Even staring straight on, it filled the peripheral vision.

A girl I know was once getting chatted up by Amo. He started winching her, and then went for what our American cousins delightfully call 'second base' right there in the club. When she said that this wasn't happening, he looked her square in the eye and delivered the classic line 'What? You mean I cannot touch your breasts?' :D

You have to have self-confidence to get away with that, and maybe having a massive dongle is what gives you that self-confidence!

This really is the gayest thread ever BTW.

sirdrinksalot
17-09-2009, 15:39
When big Lee was at Wigan, a teammate done the soccer am thing and was asked who was the 'longest' in the shower and he said Heskey and McCulloch :)

Kel
17-09-2009, 15:42
a no a guy from my home town that for a laugh one night in the pub, dipped his knob in a empty pint glass and touched the bottom easyly with some spare

Can everyone no do that :confused:

:)

HoustonTrueBlue
17-09-2009, 15:52
Wouldn't you like to know big man :D

GioVanB
17-09-2009, 16:07
It is of great concern to me that this thread has reached it's second page.

Jimenez
17-09-2009, 16:10
Amo had a massive wang. Probably still has, when you think about it. I peed next to him once at the Writers POTY dinner. Even staring straight on, it filled the peripheral vision.

A girl I know was once getting chatted up by Amo. He started winching her, and then went for what our American cousins delightfully call 'second base' right there in the club. When she said that this wasn't happening, he looked her square in the eye and delivered the classic line 'What? You mean I cannot touch your breasts?' :D

You have to have self-confidence to get away with that, and maybe having a massive dongle is what gives you that self-confidence!

This really is the gayest thread ever BTW.
Yep, but thanks for the Sir David Attenborugh like narrative when describing Amo's predatory skills :)

bearfaecumbernauld
17-09-2009, 16:13
This sounds as if it will be a 10 incher - oops sorry meant 10 pager :)

Bear_In_Orkney
17-09-2009, 16:50
Everyone has a talent ................just a pity Lee's isn't playing football.

gertwin
17-09-2009, 16:59
So what do the Bearettes have to say about that thing :eek:

Mrs_Prso
17-09-2009, 17:18
http://i27.tinypic.com/qxl3yd.jpg

DaMarcusB
17-09-2009, 17:26
http://my-two-cents.net/forenpix/thread-is-gay.jpg

brightorangeandblue
17-09-2009, 17:40
the biggest walloper i have ever seen goes by the name of the lurgan bigot...a real 5ft 7 kock....and the same in girth ...am outa here .....

Earth Worm Jim
17-09-2009, 17:41
lovenkrands banger was at least 12 inches

oscar
17-09-2009, 17:45
Yup seriously. Said mate was a footballing acquaintance and should have been certified.

Anyone who played for Netherton or Drumchapel United about ten year ago will know the culprit and victim.

Ah the bold Pele I pressume ;)

blonde_bearette
17-09-2009, 17:54
I have a new found respect for Lee McCulloch now...:)>:)

More pics please, and this thread could end up like football porn for the Bearettes! :D

1988Ger
17-09-2009, 18:23
This thread is hilarious:)

Loko
17-09-2009, 18:34
The top picture is def firhill



























I took it :ninja:

Chrisyboi-d
17-09-2009, 18:42
Miller and Fletcher both mentioned big Lee as "Longset in the Shower" when Scotland did the Team-mates on Soccer AM

Halifax_Ger
17-09-2009, 19:01
Imagine the longest in the shower for the ivory coast!

More meat than a buthers shop!

buddyboy
17-09-2009, 19:02
wonder if he comes close to the largest erect penis in the world :eek:

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2362087.html

calvinist
17-09-2009, 19:07
http://i30.tinypic.com/ehhjr7.jpg

princessofgovan
17-09-2009, 21:59
So what do the Bearettes have to say about that thing :eek:

Think I've posted this before but a couple of years ago my pal and I ran the 10k for the Rangers Charity Foundtion and so were invited to Ibrox for a runners reception. Lee was the guest of honor and at the beginning of the night Connal Cochrane started to give a speech about the work of the foundation and how vital it is and some of the horrible situations the money goes towards. Right in the middle I have a sneaky swatch at Lee and notice he was a massive bulge in his jeans, manage to whisper to my pal who promptly bursts into fits of laughter, cue dirty looks from all around us:ninja:

gertwin
17-09-2009, 22:25
Think I've posted this before but a couple of years ago my pal and I ran the 10k for the Rangers Charity Foundtion and so were invited to Ibrox for a runners reception. Lee was the guest of honor and at the beginning of the night Connal Cochrane started to give a speech about the work of the foundation and how vital it is and some of the horrible situations the money goes towards. Right in the middle I have a sneaky swatch at Lee and notice he was a massive bulge in his jeans, manage to whisper to my pal who promptly bursts into fits of laughter, cue dirty looks from all around us:ninja:

It could had been his wallet :ninja:

smkz23
17-09-2009, 22:43
Amo had a massive wang. Probably still has, when you think about it. I peed next to him once at the Writers POTY dinner. Even staring straight on, it filled the peripheral vision.

A girl I know was once getting chatted up by Amo. He started winching her, and then went for what our American cousins delightfully call 'second base' right there in the club. When she said that this wasn't happening, he looked her square in the eye and delivered the classic line 'What? You mean I cannot touch your breasts?' :D

You have to have self-confidence to get away with that, and maybe having a massive dongle is what gives you that self-confidence!

This really is the gayest thread ever BTW.

Legend has it that Amo was furious to discover that he didn't measure up to Ian Ferguson :ninja:

hull blue nose
17-09-2009, 23:25
Ah the bold Pele I pressume ;)i have heard of said legend

Jack
17-09-2009, 23:30
hahahahahahahaha ****in brillant, Jak

bluebarney
17-09-2009, 23:39
I used to play in a team with a guy that had a circus knob, he had to wear cycling shorts to keep it in his shorts:eek: He was seriously embarassed by it. My mate used to grab the thing in the showers and shoogle it about just to wind him up.:D

I've another mate who is similarly blessed and many years ago we were sitting in my mates house watching the athletics, having a few before we headed out. The bold Linford was running with the lunch box resplendent when of the boys pipes up "Here T, d'ye no' wish ye had a knob like that? Instead of that huge f.ucker!":D

Grabbing someones lad and sgoogling it isnt something i would share with follow followers

sparky8
17-09-2009, 23:40
I was told a couple of seasons ago by the man who sat next to me at Ibrox (sparky8 on here) that Lee was hung like a petrol pump. Quite how he knew that I'm not sure...........:eek:

If he truly was excited in those pics, and not just kinda lax with his folding up of his huge walloper in those shorts, they wouldn't have been able to print the pictures by all accounts.


Haha,a couple of my work mates are friends of his and apparently they were out one night and lee asked one of the guys" how do you stop your knob getting wet when you go for a shit?"!

But I'm sure old strider wanted to see for himself.....

RMD
18-09-2009, 09:02
Ah the bold Pele I pressume ;)

The very man:D

The thread is not gay it is just changing room humour and those that are uncomfortable with it I would say are the ones that rival a jesters slipper in bentness:D

RMD
18-09-2009, 09:04
Grabbing someones lad and sgoogling it isnt something i would share with follow followers

I didn't grab anything, mate. But it was one of the funniest things I've seen:D

orangeprod1873
03-09-2010, 21:45
bump.

classic homo thread plus it has nearly 4000 views and only 88 posts, alot of closets among our FF fraternity ;)

Top_Cat
03-09-2010, 21:46
he played well tonight, and no, I'm not a homo! :D

Younggun_stu23
03-09-2010, 21:47
:D

Beeeeeg Jeeeg as Boogie refers to him.

RSEA2009
03-09-2010, 21:56
king richard in the dressingroom just after a semi












http://i54.tinypic.com/2dhz1g4.jpg

robert11s
03-09-2010, 22:16
bump.

classic homo thread plus it has nearly 4000 views and only 88 posts, alot of closets among our FF fraternity ;)

Fair play to you mate for bumping the thread and outing yourself , any more homo's fancy coming out the closet tonight :D

bluebarney
03-09-2010, 22:19
a no a guy from my home town that for a laugh one night in the pub, dipped his knob in a empty pint glass and touched the bottom easyly with some spare

Betcha he couldnt do it with one of those tall Peroni pint glasses;)

orangeprod1873
03-09-2010, 23:02
Fair play to you mate for bumping the thread and outing yourself , any more homo's fancy coming out the closet tonight :D

haha done it as garymc1984 was pissed when he started this and majorly regrets it lol! >:)

Hampshire Bear
03-09-2010, 23:11
That's a monster!

bigkahunarab
03-09-2010, 23:22
He's got the biggest balls of all

http://i44.tinypic.com/ac8mjr.jpg

Rankrotten
04-09-2010, 00:09
Ian Ferguson was known as "The Helicopter" as he could whirl it round and round in the showers and almost take off

tommybluenose
04-09-2010, 00:22
http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834515db069e201156f820de1970c-800wi


Is this the bar you go to OP ?

Baxter79
04-09-2010, 00:51
bump.

classic homo thread plus it has nearly 4000 views and only 88 posts, alot of closets among our FF fraternity ;)

Aye and your one of them you stupid Fag,

Oh shit...:ninja: :D

archimedes
04-09-2010, 00:52
Surprised no-one's posted pics of "Big" Billy Thomson yet.

BTW - gayest thread ever.

Dado_1873
04-09-2010, 00:57
Legend has it that Amo was furious to discover that he didn't measure up to Ian Ferguson :ninja:

Hi Ian, nice to find out your log in name!!

Grant
04-09-2010, 05:04
McGregor gets quite a ribbing about the length of his "standing leg" apparently.

72 Blue
04-09-2010, 05:40
Surely now his pic goes up beside the original chopper

Alec Cleland :eek:

Don't ask :p

Alec did have an unusually big one. :ninja:

bit-a-blue
04-09-2010, 07:56
some of these players must have got my share in the knob department . :(

GBOY
04-09-2010, 08:31
According to an ex player aswell, Alex Rae never had a penis.

He had a jedi attached to his ballsack :D

Heard something along those lines as well mate from a pal who was on the ground staff at the time. He also said Avi Cohen was often refered ton as Avi Cokey!!!:eek:Take from that what you want.

mikepara
04-09-2010, 20:18
How do you explain reading this thread to your daughter who was stood behind you unnoticed and then bursts out laughing.
I wish she'd caught me looking at Big Jugs or something...

Donkey_Kong
04-09-2010, 20:56
Porrini's wife supposeadly loved Negri's chopper

so much he got battered in a game of squash :D

fow78r21
04-09-2010, 21:36
How do you explain reading this thread to your daughter who was stood behind you unnoticed and then bursts out laughing.
I wish she'd caught me looking at Big Jugs or something...

I am laughing at your comment, only for the wife to say "what are you laughing at", "nothing" was my reply, time to go to another thread for safety reasons :D

orangeprod1873
04-07-2012, 20:21
Contender for the gayest thread ever???

A bit of light hearted bump for a time out from the madness going on :D

gers forever
04-07-2012, 20:41
well we certainly have an axe to grind now.

rangersforever66
04-07-2012, 22:04
OH that has made me smile!!

GTD
04-07-2012, 22:12
I heard that Lovenkrands used to have the biggest winkie in the changin room. According to an ex youth player.

This is the gayest thread ever.

I was speaking to Barry Ferguson one night in my local and he told me that. Said it was like a baby's arm holding an apple.

I feel bent for posting that :(:o