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oracularspectacular
10-08-2009, 17:46
how many goals will this crock of shit get this season?

im going for four.

how he is still at newcastle is beyond me

ramers1873
10-08-2009, 17:48
im going for 3

flany-kpl
10-08-2009, 17:49
Ill go for 6 and I agree, he's an absolute donkey!

ForzaGers
10-08-2009, 18:02
He'd score for fun up here :D

cumbernauld loyal
10-08-2009, 18:03
I'm surprised that you're surprised he;s still at Newcastle. Who else would take him bar those ****ing idiots?

RumpingRoger
10-08-2009, 18:04
I'm surprised that you're surprised he;s still at Newcastle. Who else would take him bar those ****ing idiots?

exactamundo, he is still at newcastle as they are pish!!:D

blair_omnibus
10-08-2009, 18:05
I don't get the Newcastle obsession on here.

There are at least 3 threads a day on them.

Am i missing something?

oracularspectacular
10-08-2009, 18:15
I don't get the Newcastle obsession on here.

There are at least 3 threads a day on them.

Am i missing something?

yes, theyre funny to laugh at as their backroom are even worse than ours

and they even have bigger donkey's

toadegree
10-08-2009, 18:38
He has been on Newcastle's books since the age of 15 and all their variouis managers have kept him. :confused:
He is shoite.

Finbar OFfended
10-08-2009, 18:39
he'll score as many as Fortunay


so 3 might be a stretch :)

motherwellblue
10-08-2009, 18:46
The guy's an absolute balloon.Couldnae hit a coo on the erse wi a banjo.celtc class striker.

supergers07
10-08-2009, 18:47
I reckon Newcastle will come right back up

Ameobi at least 10 goals

wilso10
15-08-2009, 18:45
how many goals will this crock of shit get this season?

im going for four.

how he is still at newcastle is beyond me

Newcastle currently 2-0 up with an Ameobi brace, who look's stupid now? :)

greenockbear
15-08-2009, 18:48
Newcastle currently 2-0 up with an Ameobi brace, who look's stupid now? :)

Haha! This thread is superb :)

blair_omnibus
15-08-2009, 18:50
:clap:

The Newcastle obsessives will quieten down now.

munkoomccoist
15-08-2009, 18:52
Yeah, big Ameobi has been excellent today. Wouldn't be surprised if he was playing EPL football again by the end of the month.

ForzaGers
15-08-2009, 18:54
I stand by my earlier post in the thread that he would score for fun here :D:)

munkoomccoist
15-08-2009, 18:56
TOO HOT TO HANDLE - Ameobi nets his hattrick and subsequently puts my coupon up. :D

scooby_bloo
15-08-2009, 18:56
Hat-trick!!!

:D

keldo82
15-08-2009, 18:56
Going for the hattrick from the spot............


Goal Ameobi :D

mcphail1872
15-08-2009, 18:56
how many goals will this crock of shit get this season?

im going for four.

how he is still at newcastle is beyond me

1 more for the season then??:)

The Predator
15-08-2009, 18:57
RAGING!!!!!! Peterborough have done me from winning 145 quid today then :mad:

ryan_90_watp
15-08-2009, 18:57
how many goals will this crock of shit get this season?

im going for four.

how he is still at newcastle is beyond me
i bet you really regret that comment. haha Must have read your comment before playin tonight and scoring that hatrick

blair_omnibus
15-08-2009, 18:58
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_87WOOSRo018/SX9Qe9YnEHI/AAAAAAAABBQ/Yy0IJNZiR4g/s320/egg+on+your+face.gif

Stuart_WATP
15-08-2009, 18:59
Newcastle are still pish, i cant stand their deluded fans ramblings about how f*cking great they are.

munkoomccoist
15-08-2009, 19:00
Newcastle are still pish, i cant stand their deluded fans ramblings about how f*cking great they are.

Don't think that still applies tbh. Most Newcastle fans admit that they're an utter joke.

wilso10
15-08-2009, 19:00
im going for 3

Barring a career ending injury looks like your prediction is nearing shit creek.

Stuart_WATP
15-08-2009, 19:02
Don't think that still applies tbh. Most Newcastle fans admit that they're an utter joke.

Possibly nowadays...but any Toon fan i have encountered have been very deluded, and patronising towards Rangers. Even though Luton have won more trophies than they tossers in the last 50 years or something.

supergers07
15-08-2009, 19:08
well in big man

you might get more than the 10 i said you would

andy57
15-08-2009, 19:13
i think hes on over 50k a week:)

bucks72
15-08-2009, 19:18
at least 18-25:ninja:

he would score for fun in SPL -christ look at Boyd

charlie chalk
15-08-2009, 19:20
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_87WOOSRo018/SX9Qe9YnEHI/AAAAAAAABBQ/Yy0IJNZiR4g/s320/egg+on+your+face.gif

Hhahahahaaha Post Of The Day :D

Coops331
15-08-2009, 19:23
Newcastle are piss poor.
:ninja:

Coops331
15-08-2009, 19:24
Nice to see Noel Hunt again though :mad:

Ammo loyal:angel:

bucks72
15-08-2009, 19:33
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_87WOOSRo018/SX9Qe9YnEHI/AAAAAAAABBQ/Yy0IJNZiR4g/s320/egg+on+your+face.gif

is this a self portrait by any chance - :)

The Gunslinger
15-08-2009, 19:35
how many goals will this crock of shit get this season?

im going for four.

how he is still at newcastle is beyond me

surely the most epic of all epic fails

the prodfather2
15-08-2009, 19:45
He'd score for fun up here :D

considering kevin kyle seems to do so then it wouldnt surprise me

thesaint
15-08-2009, 19:46
surely the most epic of all epic fails

one of many by the op

uddingstonbluenose
15-08-2009, 19:48
Duff in London to sign for Fulham today.

Won't be the last to leave IMO.

balticblue
15-08-2009, 20:12
im going for 3


surely the most epic of all epic fails

Gunslinger I think the one above is the EPIC Fail of the day

Up the TOON:D:D

cumbernauld loyal
15-08-2009, 20:36
:clap:

The Newcastle obsessives will quieten down now.

Why they're still a shower of fannies

wilso10
15-08-2009, 20:37
Why they're still a shower of fannies

Why are they a shower of fannies mate?

Rt. Hon. Bearman
15-08-2009, 20:40
Newcastle are a great club run by a bunch of idiots.

Would like to see them go straight back up:cool:

GIRU all the Newcastle haters!:D

southsidebear1873
15-08-2009, 21:19
im going for 3


he he :p

oracularspectacular
15-08-2009, 21:28
my prediction is still on though, rammers1873 isnt though

jdm1873
15-08-2009, 21:33
how many goals will this crock of shit get this season?

im going for four.

how he is still at newcastle is beyond me



LMAO
The award for the most epic fail goes to .......................

weestevendavis
15-08-2009, 21:41
haha. at least three?

LostSoulForever
15-08-2009, 22:10
The OP simply mis-spelled Andy Carroll. :D

LintyWBA
15-08-2009, 23:31
how many goals will this crock of shit get this season?

im going for four.

how he is still at newcastle is beyond me

Could have more than 4 by the end of August lol

im_a_good_bluenose
16-08-2009, 11:17
thank god some fans are just that.fans as they wouldnt last 2 minutes as either a pundit or a manager.
i know football is all about opinions but sometimes some opinions are best kept to themselves

trublu126
16-08-2009, 11:31
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_87WOOSRo018/SX9Qe9YnEHI/AAAAAAAABBQ/Yy0IJNZiR4g/s320/egg+on+your+face.gif

:eek: I think i know him.

billy_sollox
19-08-2009, 20:03
That'll be another tonight then,

blair_omnibus
19-08-2009, 20:08
That'll be another tonight then,

:clap::clap::clap:

bry879
19-08-2009, 20:09
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_87WOOSRo018/SX9Qe9YnEHI/AAAAAAAABBQ/Yy0IJNZiR4g/s320/egg+on+your+face.gif

Brilliant :D 4 goals and counting >:)

Kensington Blue Nose
19-08-2009, 20:13
4 goals in 67 minutes of football.

oracularspectacular
19-08-2009, 20:15
i knew when i seen this thread again that this pr1ck obviously scored

LintyWBA
19-08-2009, 20:16
i knew when i seen this thread again that this pr1ck obviously scored

Lined yourself up for a cracker Sebo

paisleyprod
19-08-2009, 20:17
20 .

AdamsLeftBoots
19-08-2009, 20:19
We should bump this every time he scores.

:p

Blue Sea Of Ibrox
19-08-2009, 20:43
i remember reading this thread at the time and thinking that guy will look foolish :p

at championship level ameobi is more than decent.

Mox
19-08-2009, 20:48
We should bump this every time he scores.

:p

I came on to do just that :D

I've no love for Newcastle, but I hope he scores a barrowload just to keep this thread going!

Goan yersel Ameobi.

gertwin
19-08-2009, 20:48
He has obviously found his level in the Championship.

He would do a job in the SPL

Get him signed :ninja:

BANKIEBEAR
19-08-2009, 20:58
i remember reading this thread at the time and thinking that guy will look foolish :p

at championship level ameobi is more than decent.

My thoughts exactly:):)




WATP
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munkoomccoist
19-08-2009, 21:38
We should bump this every time he scores.

:p

http://forum.*****************/group.php?groupid=47

Get signed up. :cool:

munkoomccoist
19-08-2009, 21:43
Good man, Mox. :cool:

oracularspectacular
19-08-2009, 21:48
We should bump this every time he scores.

:p

im sure somebody will

RFC_Sooty
19-08-2009, 21:58
how many goals will this crock of shit get this season?

im going for four.

how he is still at newcastle is beyond me

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/8158/2ljgroo.gif

Mox
19-08-2009, 22:00
Good man, Mox. :cool:

Shola Loyal :cool:

davieboy1873
19-08-2009, 22:36
how many goals will this crock of shit get this season?

im going for four.

how he is still at newcastle is beyond me

What a tit:D

Mox
20-08-2009, 13:54
Shola Ameobi - The black Kris Boyd :cool:

Goal machine.

ulsterbearinbath
20-08-2009, 13:58
Still has a touch like a rapist.

Fortunately, this is no problem in the hammer throwing Championship.

munkoomccoist
20-08-2009, 14:57
Still has a touch like a rapist.

Fortunately, this is no problem in the hammer throwing Championship.

What tosh. Shola is without doubt one of the most elegant and graceful footballers around.

Stewie_Griffin
20-08-2009, 15:11
move over Lee, Shola is the new FF legend

AD bear
20-08-2009, 15:15
Hope they fkn Geordies keep dropping year on year

Albertz Was King
20-08-2009, 15:16
He has found his level, at the pitifully poor Championship.

OnlyOneAmoruso
20-08-2009, 15:19
Shola Amoebi doesn't score goals.

Goals score him.

Bob
26-08-2009, 21:16
he's scored again tonight

:) :D

oracularspectacular
26-08-2009, 21:20
ffs. i knew he had scored when this thread popped up yet a ****ing gain

keldo82
26-08-2009, 21:21
ffs. i knew he had scored when this thread popped up yet a ****ing gain

Every other goal he gets this year this thread will appear :D

blair_omnibus
26-08-2009, 21:47
Easy :clap:

And the winner! :clap:

rez_1873
26-08-2009, 22:40
This is fast becoming my favourite thread!

munkoomccoist
26-08-2009, 23:12
He's absolutely lethal.

business_bear
26-08-2009, 23:23
GIRU all the Newcastle haters!:D

It isn't really a GIRUY as on the night when Newcastle's fans "deserve" to be watching their side in CL qualifying action, they were infact only just beating Huddersfield in the League Cup second round :D

newtonal
26-08-2009, 23:28
does he have Scottish grandparents ?? :D

wilso10
26-08-2009, 23:39
ffs. i knew he had scored when this thread popped up yet a ****ing gain

Talking about putting your foot in it eh?

One of the most epic fails of FF history surely?


Keep it up Shola, Championships top scorer perhaps? :)

BearNed
27-08-2009, 00:03
:D

Big Shola is running riot down there.

bigwalter
27-08-2009, 00:07
hes had a good start to the season and although i admit he is shit hes looked quite good so far, i reckon he will get about 20 goals

Idioteque
27-08-2009, 00:19
great thread :D

Portadown_Bear
27-08-2009, 00:34
Big Shola must surely be in with a shout of player of the month :clap::clap::clap:

tamjaws
27-08-2009, 01:28
Big Shola must surely be in with a shout of player of the month :clap::clap::clap:

Yes but Chopra probably will. Shola is only worth four goals a season:roll:

BalfyBear
27-08-2009, 01:33
TOO HOT TO HANDLE - Ameobi nets his hattrick and subsequently puts my coupon up. :D

Oracularspectacular is currently heating his hometown with his beamer.:D

Mox
27-08-2009, 10:46
Great to see the big man on the scoresheet again last night :cool:

The man is a goal machine!

supergers07
12-09-2009, 09:44
Player of the month in championship

blair_omnibus
12-09-2009, 10:41
Player of the month in championship

He's some player :clap:

munkoomccoist
12-09-2009, 10:47
The big man has got his eyes on that Ballon D'or, just can't stop scoring.

Ross_
12-09-2009, 10:48
Top Scorer loyal :ninja:

R

AdamsLeftBoots
12-09-2009, 12:22
OP is lucky that Shola picked up an injury.

rossy3010
09-12-2009, 21:41
The goal machine's back from injury tonight and just put Newcastle infront. :eek::p

oracularspectacular
09-12-2009, 21:47
ah shit. just noticed that there

rangerstillidie
09-12-2009, 21:48
He'd score for fun uphere :D

Bob
09-12-2009, 21:53
haha good old Ameobi

:clap:

Mox
09-12-2009, 21:56
I'm delighted someone bumped this and even more so to see the big man on the scoresheet after a lengthy layoff.

Since you're reading this, please take the time to join the Shola Ameobi Appreciation Society (http://forum.*****************/group.php?do=join&groupid=47).

Thank you. :)

Raoul Duke
09-12-2009, 21:59
is that 6 goals in 6 games this season?

Simon
09-12-2009, 22:10
Hahaha. Get in there. Ameobi for Ballon D'or 2010.

thegodfather
10-12-2009, 02:24
I'm surprised that you're surprised he;s still at Newcastle. Who else would take him bar those ****ing idiots?

probably us :ninja:

four_step
10-12-2009, 08:48
probably us :ninja:

He would score for fun up here. :D

AdamsLeftBoots
20-12-2009, 15:30
Another one today for the big man.

Make that 6 goals in 6 games for the injury plagued striker.

munkoomccoist
20-12-2009, 15:31
What a player.

oracularspectacular
20-12-2009, 15:52
i was watching it. how i cringed

T9Row
20-12-2009, 15:54
i was watching it. how i cringed

You just knew this was going to get bumped again :D

blair_omnibus
20-12-2009, 16:35
Another one today for the big man.

Make that 6 goals in 6 games for the injury plagued striker.

:clap::clap::clap:

thesaint
20-12-2009, 16:43
hahahahahahahahaha

Rfc_Burkey_Rfc
26-12-2009, 14:11
That's him got another one! :D

coldturkey247
26-12-2009, 14:14
ya bazza, beat me to it!!!!

coisty_9
26-12-2009, 14:21
the linesman should be sacked there what a mistake to make

balticblue
26-12-2009, 15:39
I love this thread..............he even scores when he's offside:D:D

BANKIEBEAR
05-04-2010, 23:25
Has 10 goals so far this season:D:D

How many will he get in the premiership:):):)






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AdamsLeftBoots
05-04-2010, 23:31
OP should be thankful that Cristiano Ameobi has been unlucky with injuries this season.

munkoomccoist
24-04-2010, 16:50
:clap::clap::clap::clap:

North England's most lethal marksman.

Shola's going to lift the cup today! :dance:

oracularspectacular
24-04-2010, 17:34
**** **** ****

wilso10
24-04-2010, 17:47
Almost as good as Iniestas thread where he stated Man Utd had thrown away the league back in December :D

Titch
22-09-2010, 20:58
Bump for his goal tonight. :D

Rfc_Burkey_Rfc
22-09-2010, 21:39
2nd of the night is a winner in the 90th minute at the Bridge! :D

Davey
22-09-2010, 21:57
Bump for his goal tonight. :D

Goals!!! Both were class aswell!! :):):)

johnwilky
22-09-2010, 21:57
got two tonight , he always scores agaist the mackems , oh shola amiobie

chrisgers88
22-09-2010, 22:00
Ooooooooooooooooh shola ameobi

ooooooooooooooooh shola ameobi

oracularspectacular
22-09-2010, 22:18
**** off, bit old draggin this back up again!!

Idioteque
22-09-2010, 22:22
**** off, bit old draggin this back up again!!

you cant say you never expected it :D

Jonas_Thern's_Volley
22-09-2010, 23:05
d'oh

:har::doh:

Dado_1873
22-09-2010, 23:08
What a player! An absolute goal machine!

Stuart_WATP
22-09-2010, 23:55
I'm with the OP, he's still f*cking rotten!

:D

keldo82
22-09-2010, 23:57
I knew someone would bump this :D

truebear51
23-09-2010, 00:19
How many has he scored in the league this season?

And how many do we expect him to score?

I'll go with 8 ;)

sirwatty
23-09-2010, 01:12
thank god some fans are just that.fans as they wouldnt last 2 minutes as either a pundit or a manager.
i know football is all about opinions but sometimes some opinions are best kept to themselves

there was me thinking forums are about expressing opinions etc:confused:

Dado_1873
12-10-2010, 00:46
Happy Birthday today to the goal machine and prince of strikers, Shola Ameobi!!!!

big eck
12-10-2010, 07:43
He,s still a big useless prick :D

lovenkrands-26
12-10-2010, 08:27
the geordie pele, or something like that!
can't believe he's been at the toon for 10 years, tried peddling him to stoke and ipswich and they were having none of it. and then joe kinnear comes and gives him a new contract!

The laffbot
31-10-2010, 16:08
Bump :D >:)

whitecarlos
31-10-2010, 16:09
Bump :D >:)

You search so much faster than me!:D

tarrman
31-10-2010, 16:11
Don't rate him one bit and can't believe he's still at Newcastle

But the boy has been to the gym and built himself up strong player, but a championship striker not a premiership

The Unified Scene
31-10-2010, 16:12
Nice goal shola

whitecarlos
31-10-2010, 16:13
Don't rate him one bit and can't believe he's still at Newcastle

But the boy has been to the gym and built himself up strong player, but a championship striker not a premiership

Maybe this should be a comment for a day when he hasnt just scored twice in the Premiership against their biggest rivals.

blair_omnibus
31-10-2010, 16:15
:clap: :clap: :clap:

TheGarageFlower
31-10-2010, 16:25
My mate played for Falkirk and was up against him in a youth tournament when they were both 18 and his manager told him at half time to 'hit him hard' and he crunched in as hard as he could. He said he bounced off him and Ameobi asked if that was all he had :D

Maybe a reason why my pal is now a postman and Ameobi is playing in the prem!

david1982
31-10-2010, 16:32
Maybe this should be a comment for a day when he hasnt just scored twice in the Premiership against their biggest rivals.

ameobi is rotten

sunderland are rotten

do the maths :D

chrisgers88
31-10-2010, 16:34
you put your left foot in, left foot out, in out in out, shake it all about, do the hoki koki and you turn around - thats what its all about....ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh SHOLA AMEOBI

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh SHOLA AMEOBI

Titch
31-10-2010, 16:43
That makes it 17 goals from 32 games since the OP made his prediction.

Go on Big Shola. :D

tarrman
31-10-2010, 16:47
Maybe this should be a comment for a day when he hasnt just scored twice in the Premiership against their biggest rivals.


Still think he's a championship player, not going to change my mind because of those two goals (2nd one a cracker though).

If he has 15-20 by the end of the season i'll apoligise

waffoibiza
31-10-2010, 16:53
What a player

Stu in a row!
31-10-2010, 16:55
lovely wee double today

go on shola!!!:)

Bob
31-10-2010, 20:37
theres only one Ameobi :clap: :clap:

whitecarlos
02-01-2011, 17:27
Still banging them in.

dunny
02-01-2011, 17:30
Sell that keeper he made a mistake!!

Idioteque
16-10-2011, 18:14
What a finish!

Dunno why he's still at Newcastle though....