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smythester
19-08-2008, 21:54
Fellow follow follow poster bigboris is of to spread the word of the bears in pastures new. I would just like to wish him all the best for the future and that let him know he will never be forgoten. He wasnt just a mate, he was a best mate. He gave me the greatest friendship i could ever have wished for in the 27 years that we grew up together, the laughs,the tears,the highs and the lows, Scotlands loss is definately gonna be New Zealands gain. I look forward to the day we meet again. From all your fellow bears big guy all the best to you and your family. Cmon lads wish him all the best
smythe

11Huistra11
19-08-2008, 21:57
http://i34.tinypic.com/2e3d5jd.jpg

gostinbear
19-08-2008, 21:59
Gayest thing I have ever read :D

smythester
19-08-2008, 22:00
http://i34.tinypic.com/2e3d5jd.jpg



**** me that looks just like him :D

Royal Burgh Fanatic
19-08-2008, 22:00
5 pager.

:D

Mit Gas
19-08-2008, 22:01
Gayest thing I have ever read :D

Understandable though.
No one gives a reacharound quite like Big Boris.

wordy_rappinghood
19-08-2008, 22:02
Eh, Mikkel? Rangers, Ja?

http://www.meaus.com/boulevard-jackson-becker.JPEG

wordy_rappinghood
19-08-2008, 22:04
Rangers first!

http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/opinion/2005/07/images/070814borismain.jpg

HHSS
19-08-2008, 22:04
Is this because we signed Miller?

alcolusa
19-08-2008, 22:06
Fellow follow follow poster bigboris is of to spread the word of the bears in pastures new. I would just like to say to the big guy that he will never be far from my thoughts and our friendship could never be equalled. You gave me the greatest friendship i could ever have wished for in the 27 years that we spent together, the laughs,the tears,the highs and the lows you were always there when i needed you. Scotlands loss is definately gonna be New Zealands gain. I look forward to the day we meet again. From all your fellow bears big guy all the best to you and your family
smythe
nice sentiments
but you do realise you should never have done this dont you?:D

when i log on in about a week and this thread is still going you might regret it

Jacunion
19-08-2008, 22:06
http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/6900/gaytt8.jpg

Surrey True Blue
19-08-2008, 22:06
Boris is missing you already

http://www.elpais.com/recorte/20070423elpepuint_11/LCO340/Ies/ex_presidente_Rusia_Boris_Yeltsin_fotografia_tomad a_septiembre_2006.jpg

casey jones
19-08-2008, 22:08
Would the promise of a civil partnership make him stay?

Liverbear
19-08-2008, 22:08
Rangers first!

http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/opinion/2005/07/images/070814borismain.jpg

Legend.

Bye bye big Boris!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00667/boris-johnson-yawn_667484n.jpg

Jacunion
19-08-2008, 22:09
http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=1838

For you and Boris.

lebooboo
19-08-2008, 22:10
If Ah don't see ye later, Ah'll see ye through the windae.

http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/9410/449pxfrankensteinsmonstlx6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

RangersForMe
19-08-2008, 22:10
Fellow follow follow poster bigboris is of to spread the word of the bears in pastures new. I would just like to say to the big guy that he will never be far from my thoughts and our friendship could never be equalled. You gave me the greatest friendship i could ever have wished for in the 27 years that we spent together, the laughs,the tears,the highs and the lows you were always there when i needed you. Scotlands loss is definately gonna be New Zealands gain. I look forward to the day we meet again. From all your fellow bears big guy all the best to you and your family
smythe

There isn't a Big Boris is there? You're just lonely and want a wee bit of attention I reckon so have a w@nk instead of behaving like one.

Nae offense like!:angel:

bernie1873
19-08-2008, 22:15
Legend.

Bye bye big Boris!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00667/boris-johnson-yawn_667484n.jpg


HAHAH! this thread is gonna be amazing!!! i might just leave it for a week and come back for the full laughs! thanks BigBoris

Hamburg
19-08-2008, 22:19
Maybe we'll get a nice wee reply from Big Boris.

BTW, why is he "BIG" Boris?:cool: :eek:

I think we should be told.

scottyboyrfc
19-08-2008, 22:30
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0fy59hJ0351te/610x.jpg

norm1890
19-08-2008, 22:42
Well I would like to take this opportunity of wishing your friend well in his new life and hope he continues to spread the good word of the greatest Club in the World.

TheInformer
19-08-2008, 22:44
If Ah don't see ye later, Ah'll see ye through the windae.



is it no "If Ah don't see ye through the week, Ah'll see ye through the windae"? :confused:

smythester
19-08-2008, 22:44
Is this because we signed Miller?


Quality reply son ;)

Bonkle Bear
19-08-2008, 22:48
Fellow follow follow poster bigboris is of to spread the word of the bears in pastures new. I would just like to say to the big guy that he will never be far from my thoughts and our friendship could never be equalled. You gave me the greatest friendship i could ever have wished for in the 27 years that we spent together, the laughs,the tears,the highs and the lows you were always there when i needed you. Scotlands loss is definately gonna be New Zealands gain. I look forward to the day we meet again. From all your fellow bears big guy all the best to you and your family
smythe
http://i34.tinypic.com/neyl28.jpg

smythester
19-08-2008, 22:58
http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=1838

For you and Boris.


must admit ! that had me ending myself :)

bluescootger
19-08-2008, 23:08
Is it Big Artur Boris ???:D :D

He's a bit poofy tae.:D :D

Shankill_Loyalist
19-08-2008, 23:10
Where's he going :D

ran1gers
19-08-2008, 23:12
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0fy59hJ0351te/610x.jpg

Superb:D :D

Beer Bear
19-08-2008, 23:16
http://www.my-two-cents.net/forenpix/thread-is-gay.jpg

Sam_English
19-08-2008, 23:26
http://www.bbc.co.uk/parenting/images/300/baby_crying_closeup.jpg

72 Blue
19-08-2008, 23:29
http://i38.tinypic.com/33da58g.jpg

scottyboyrfc
19-08-2008, 23:47
Superb:D :D

Why thank you. :D

Surefire
20-08-2008, 00:47
This pretty much nails it.


http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0fy59hJ0351te/610x.jpg

hyramotyre
20-08-2008, 01:03
Boris..........away to camp on Broken@rse Mountain. :(


http://i33.tinypic.com/3zk0j.jpg

Baba Booey
20-08-2008, 01:25
'Bye, BIG Borith!" :D

http://i35.tinypic.com/t7d46f.jpg

http://i34.tinypic.com/2mi2bn8.jpg

http://www.kcwave.org/images/06gaymesmedalist_small.jpg

http://i35.tinypic.com/2ijq841.jpg

http://www.nancarrow-webdesk.com/warehouse/storage2/2008-w26/img.250990_t.jpg

http://69.90.174.247/photos/display_pic_with_logo/55256/55256,1145283798,1.jpg

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/01fr1YI9Qg3mi/610x.jpg

BearNed
20-08-2008, 03:28
:D

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/images/shahbaz.jpg

I'll mittth you Borittth!

Yorkhill blue
20-08-2008, 03:51
http://i26.tinypic.com/xlxpap.jpg

ghostridethewhip
20-08-2008, 05:43
huvnae read through the thread, any gay pictures been posted yet?

BakuBear
20-08-2008, 06:00
Does his departing with the entire family to the furthest away location possible on this god given earth not tell you something. Hopefully you will learn next time that even the pitcher must catch a few curve balls >:)

VictoriaLoyal
20-08-2008, 07:06
Tell Boris to get in touch with the Kiwi True Blues - we'll take anybody :angel:

They've just started filming 'The Lord of the Brown Rings' here and they're looking for extras :blink:

106542
20-08-2008, 07:21
I started to read this and thought it was a condolences thread only to read that Big Boris is infact emigrating. Start saving up for your airfare to New Zealand and you will see Big Boris when you want:D

gersmad
20-08-2008, 07:53
He's leaving on a jet plane,
Dont know whem he'll be back again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLBKOcUbHR0&feature=related

Frank83
20-08-2008, 08:03
huvnae read through the thread, any gay pictures been posted yet?

Pointless reply!? If you can't be bothered reading it to check, are you really going to look for this reply!?

big boris
20-08-2008, 11:17
Cheers smythster, I've nearly p*ssed myself laughing what a send off lol!!!! Its off to Auckland we go and don't worry I'll spread the word that WE ARE THE PEOPLE!!

balloothebear
20-08-2008, 11:28
Cheers smythster, I've nearly p*ssed myself laughing what a send off lol!!!! Its off to Auckland we go and don't worry I'll spread the word that WE ARE THE PEOPLE!!

Good luck from all the Glenrothes Loyal;)

1872
20-08-2008, 11:36
http://i34.tinypic.com/t6zgit.jpg

RobFeature
20-08-2008, 11:41
Ha ha i love this thread - happy travels Big Boris. i'm not sure that you'll ever return your reputation is in tatters

bigandra
20-08-2008, 11:54
I read on hear a certain dutchman named Loovens may be looking for a friend although it may just be a malicious rumour off course started by the bad Rangers supporters trying to force a great player out of this narrow minded country

Good luck Boris

mcblain1
20-08-2008, 12:05
http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/6900/gaytt8.jpg

PMSL Brilliant :D :D :D

RangersRus
20-08-2008, 12:14
Oooft, BIG mistake posting that mate.

I guess you wouldn't know the consequenses as you have under 100 posts.

I hope you and Boris get reunited very soon.

Are we invited to the wedding?

Edd 1873
20-08-2008, 12:18
http://i34.tinypic.com/2e3d5jd.jpg


i see you and i'll raise you


http://i38.tinypic.com/nzeo8n.gif

parlanes perm
20-08-2008, 12:24
big boris and smythe,could i suggest listening to the pet shop boys,erasure etc,then maybe hire a betty davis film and the box set of queer as folk .maybe a little kissing and light petting just to see where it leads?

Gheorghe_Hagi
20-08-2008, 12:26
http://i38.tinypic.com/suu2wh.gif

So sorry you had to find out this way :(

trueblue4ever
20-08-2008, 12:35
Typed boris new zealand into google images, this came up :ninja:

http://i35.tinypic.com/wib6g.jpg

Talk_Show_Host
20-08-2008, 12:41
LMFAO.

Why would you create this thread? Hahahaha EPIC fail, its how you genuinelly love him so much that makes it.

Gary Blue Bells
20-08-2008, 12:43
http://www.stopboris.org/fbapp/posterpics/poster16.jpg

Talk_Show_Host
20-08-2008, 12:43
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/83/borisqj2.jpg

"Boris is gone, things just arent the same anymore."

I can imagine your mrs preparing you dinner and you throwing it back in her face, "DAMMIT ITS NOT HOW BORIS WOULD MAKE IT!!!"

Talk_Show_Host
20-08-2008, 12:44
Typed boris new zealand into google images, this came up :ninja:

http://i35.tinypic.com/wib6g.jpg

lmfao, ahhaha, quality cartoon.

adamski
20-08-2008, 12:44
http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_03_img1160.jpg


http://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/1228_sad_person_crying.gif

Gheorghe_Hagi
20-08-2008, 12:45
Smythester comforts himself with a song -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64a_1fWTsls

allan.douglas
20-08-2008, 12:56
This could be a classic, poor poor guy, my heart goes out to you! lol

What a send off! rofl

BigD163
20-08-2008, 13:09
I don't see why you had to post this here really. But I guess you've learned a lesson.

Some quality replies.

Spiffo
20-08-2008, 15:20
Fellow follow follow poster bigboris is of to spread the word of the bears in pastures new. I would just like to say to the big guy that he will never be far from my thoughts and our friendship could never be equalled. You gave me the greatest friendship i could ever have wished for in the 27 years that we spent together, the laughs,the tears,the highs and the lows you were always there when i needed you. Scotlands loss is definately gonna be New Zealands gain. I look forward to the day we meet again. From all your fellow bears big guy all the best to you and your family
smythe

Its the new CaldyBlue!

Bend over for your bye bye Boris! :D

The Dude
20-08-2008, 15:27
Hahahaha what a complete pile of crap. I take it theres a reason he's known as Big Boris? Why even bother posting such nonsense?

bluestreak
20-08-2008, 15:32
I'll get this thread chopped for a Pound

buffel4captain
20-08-2008, 15:44
http://www.bakterienkultur.de/blog/uploaded_images/IMG_3748a_new.jpg


It's sooooo sad... fare thee well oh loved ones.

simply_the_best
20-08-2008, 15:46
Smythester after Boris breaks the News...



http://www.londonnet.co.uk/ahoy/general/203/graphics/lily_savage.jpg




:D

Portadown_Bear
20-08-2008, 15:54
Tears rolling down my face laughing at this thread.

Hilarious.

joeblue10
20-08-2008, 15:57
Gayest thing I have ever read :D

:D :D

This thread for real :confused:

Wouldn't even send that in a private email :D

student_loyal
20-08-2008, 16:06
Poor Boris! :D

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g76/matej_photos/gay_thread.jpg

BigChief
20-08-2008, 16:10
http://carlnet.no-ip.org/gay-thread.jpeg

thebluenosebear
20-08-2008, 16:16
http://i33.tinypic.com/2pqko4n.jpg

The moment Boris revealed he's off.

Rangermouse
20-08-2008, 16:29
Is there a going away party or a coming out parade ?

xhillboy
20-08-2008, 16:39
http://i33.tinypic.com/245mqkk.gif

http://i36.tinypic.com/4l0dcp.jpg

I will always be your friend Boris!

student_loyal
20-08-2008, 16:59
Where has Boris gone? :(

http://blogs.targetx.com/slu/MadisonStarinieri/lonely.jpg

kingsburyblue
20-08-2008, 17:08
I think we need to hear Big Boris's side of the story to see if this really is a match made in heaven :blink:

smythester
20-08-2008, 17:22
Good to see you lot havnae lost your sense of humour:D

Big boris will be pissin himself reading about all the gayness in this thread:p

And just for the record "we aint no batty boys"


(no offence meant to any real shirt lifters that may stumble in here looking for a boyfriend:eek: )


Keep the laughs coming people best laugh ive had in weeks:D

Laudrup9IAR
20-08-2008, 17:48
Good to see you lot havnae lost your sense of humour:D

Big boris will be pissin himself reading about all the gayness in this thread:p

And just for the record "we aint no batty boys"


(no offence meant to any real shirt lifters that may stumble in here looking for a boyfriend:eek: )


Keep the laughs coming people best laugh ive had in weeks:D

Your hiding it well mate.....we know your distraught and STUNNED at the reaction to your ridiculous gay post.....:cool: :D :roll:

smythester
20-08-2008, 17:58
caaaaalm Doon and have a sense of humour :roll:

deepest_blue
20-08-2008, 18:02
Boris and Smythesters final scene together before the big chap had to set sail.










http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUdJAt0ej0c

jimbaxterisgod
20-08-2008, 18:03
is Boris leaving because you tried to insert your penis in his ear?

Talk_Show_Host
21-08-2008, 14:26
bump OMG......

Madrid Bear
21-08-2008, 14:33
is it no "If Ah don't see ye through the week, Ah'll see ye through the windae"? :confused:
Was thinking the same but then it'd be some week if he bumped into him through the week when he fecked off to new zzzzzz.

davyloyal
21-08-2008, 14:34
"Smythester misunderstood when Big Boris said he was going down under"

mcblain1
21-08-2008, 14:40
The has to be one of the best threads I have ever seen on this board :D :D

Talk_Show_Host
21-08-2008, 14:45
I notice smythsters edited the original "the 27 years we spent together" to "the 27 years we grew up together" :D:D:dance:

FM_Bear
21-08-2008, 15:03
I notice smythsters edited the original "the 27 years we spent together" to "the 27 years we grew up together" :D:D:dance:


Good spot mate.

Gary Blue Bells
21-08-2008, 15:04
I notice smythsters edited the original "the 27 years we spent together" to "the 27 years we grew up together" :D:D:dance:


Good spot mate :dance: :clap: :dance:

downgovanway
21-08-2008, 15:26
Bye Bye big Bo!!!

http://i37.tinypic.com/vwv7t5.gif

azurething
21-08-2008, 15:29
This one will rival "We are still laughing at you Spiers" for longevity.Perhaps Boris is Graeme!

downgovanway
21-08-2008, 15:50
I miss you Boris

http://i38.tinypic.com/29kq7tw.gif

FM_Bear
21-08-2008, 15:57
I miss you Boris

http://i38.tinypic.com/29kq7tw.gif



:clap: :dance: :dance: :clap:

allan.douglas
21-08-2008, 16:01
Smythster you are indeed a batty boy!

thebluenosebear
21-08-2008, 16:02
I'm at work or i'd bombay tv the borris leaving :D

mcblain1
21-08-2008, 16:05
I miss you Boris

http://i38.tinypic.com/29kq7tw.gif

FPMSL brilliant mate :clap: :dance:

gorams_glayva
21-08-2008, 16:41
smythester contemplating life without the "Big" man....:(


http://i37.tinypic.com/25gxgyp.jpg


Dont do it smythester....you might think that there will never be another Big Boris, but you never know. Next week you might bump into "Incredible Ivan " ;)

smythester
21-08-2008, 18:17
I notice smythsters edited the original "the 27 years we spent together" to "the 27 years we grew up together" :D:D:dance:

Feck me i had to :o ! after reading that back with a clear heed the nxt day it was like ! F*** me thats a bit soft innit, But hey ive had a good few laughs at all the bender jokes (and so has the wife by the way) Initialy meant to be a good luck thread, Lesson Learned:angel:

P.S He was known as Big Boris because of his height and coupon (paras have a good sense of humour)

downgovanway
21-08-2008, 18:22
Feck me i had to :o ! after reading that back with a clear heed the nxt day it was like ! F*** me thats a bit soft innit, But hey ive had a good few laughs at all the bender jokes (and so has the wife by the way) Initialy meant to be a good luck thread, Lesson Learned:angel:

P.S He was known as Big Boris because of his height and coupon (paras have a good sense of humour)

Don't worry mate, it's just the FF way

alcolusa
21-08-2008, 21:34
Feck me i had to :o ! after reading that back with a clear heed the nxt day it was like ! F*** me thats a bit soft innit, But hey ive had a good few laughs at all the bender jokes (and so has the wife by the way) Initialy meant to be a good luck thread, Lesson Learned:angel:

P.S He was known as Big Boris because of his height and coupon (paras have a good sense of humour)
ah i wondered when you would post the

"ah cannae be gay i have a wife" comment:D :D

gorams_glayva
21-08-2008, 21:38
ah i wondered when you would post the

"ah cannae be gay i have a wife" comment:D :D


"The wife" = Big Boris ;)

BalfyBear
21-08-2008, 21:45
Feck me i had to :o ! after reading that back with a clear heed the nxt day it was like ! F*** me thats a bit soft innit, But hey ive had a good few laughs at all the bender jokes (and so has the wife by the way) Initialy meant to be a good luck thread, Lesson Learned:angel:

P.S He was known as Big Boris because of his height and coupon (paras have a good sense of humour)

Aye, tell the wife we're all asking for him

markymark
21-08-2008, 21:45
Feck me i had to :o ! after reading that back with a clear heed the nxt day it was like ! F*** me thats a bit soft innit, But hey ive had a good few laughs at all the bender jokes (and so has the wife by the way) Initialy meant to be a good luck thread, Lesson Learned:angel:

P.S He was known as Big Boris because of his height and coupon (paras have a good sense of humour)

Like the wife bit but went over board with the BIG HARD PARA bit;)

You've opened the closet door ;) now step out "Big Boy";) ;) ;)

smythester
21-08-2008, 21:46
ah i wondered when you would post the

"ah cannae be gay i have a wife" comment:D :D

:D Had to, the reputations at stake here:D

Laudrup9IAR
21-08-2008, 21:49
:D Had to, the reputations at stake here:D

Elton John had a wife as well...............:eek: :oops:

tauntonbear
21-08-2008, 21:51
Mithing you already Boris.

Good luck with the uphill gardening down under :D

smythester
21-08-2008, 21:51
Elton John had a wife as well...............:eek: :oops:

:D Trust me! i`m nae fecking elton john:D

BalfyBear
21-08-2008, 21:52
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nivR8LkSn1Q

Here's something to make Big Boris's leaving party go with a BLAST!

smythester
21-08-2008, 21:59
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nivR8LkSn1Q

Here's something to make Big Boris's leaving party go with a BLAST!

:eek: My god ! that was just wrong.
Only 5 more years till i live this down then :o

bally1
21-08-2008, 22:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nivR8LkSn1Q

Here's something to make Big Boris's leaving party go with a BLAST!
Absolutely brilliant.:D :D :D

BalfyBear
21-08-2008, 22:07
:eek: My god ! that was just wrong.
Only 5 more years till i live this down then :o

Ask blueboom and CaldyBlue how long it takes to live it down

They know better than i >:)

vancy
21-08-2008, 23:01
http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w226/emorock09/thread_gay_midget.jpg

keldo82
21-08-2008, 23:19
http://i35.tinypic.com/70hus6.jpg

Truebluethruandthru
21-08-2008, 23:27
Bloody hell what a gay thread.. :D

What on earth made you post something like that??

In here???

I mean.....IN HERE!!!

Caldyblue is still trying to live his one down... :D

Faz_50
21-08-2008, 23:37
http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/7885/z000fcaiqoo22cadggvyrcamd1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

weetoonblue
21-08-2008, 23:48
Cheers smythster, I've nearly p*ssed myself laughing what a send off lol!!!! Its off to Auckland we go and don't worry I'll spread the word that WE ARE THE PEOPLE!!

Just as long as it is not We are the VILLAGE People.

portoron
21-08-2008, 23:53
good luck and all the best

Badger81
22-08-2008, 00:00
Come on guys leave the OP alone, he seems to be TAKING it all in good humour!!!

Hendrixbear
22-08-2008, 00:35
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/161/boris1jq5.gif

;)

canagers
22-08-2008, 00:41
This has to be one of the funniest threads i've read on here in a long time:D

Keep the humour going lads;) :D

HHSS
22-08-2008, 00:51
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/161/boris1jq5.gif

;)

That is brilliant mate.

Laudrup9IAR
22-08-2008, 00:52
ahahahahahahahah

TheInformer
22-08-2008, 02:13
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/161/boris1jq5.gif

;)

feckin excellent.

but I would have put a no 6 on Smythester too. >:)

sheaalan
22-08-2008, 02:21
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/161/boris1jq5.gif

;)

Brilliant


This thread is one of the funniest things I have read in a while.

This will teach ya Smythester:D

BalfyBear
22-08-2008, 03:19
Oh i don't know why he's leavin or where he's gonna go

I guess he's got his reasons that he just don't want a blow

But for 27 years i've been livin as a whore to Boris

Boris, who the feck is Boris?

Copyright. Smythester 2008

Russell_Nash
22-08-2008, 13:14
http://msp236.photobucket.com/albums/ff142/jethronyc212/brokeback_mountain.jpg

Laudrup9IAR
22-08-2008, 13:20
ahahahahahahah

Earl of Leven
22-08-2008, 13:24
27 years since he first kicked your back door in......same time Kenny Miller scored his last goal.

;-)

adamski
22-08-2008, 13:26
I'm lying alone with my head on the phone
Thinking of you till it hurts
I know you hurt too but what else can we do
Tormented and torn apart
I wish I could carry your smile and my heart
For times when my life feels so low
It would make me believe what tomorrow could bring
When today doesn't really know, doesn't really know


I 'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
I know you were right believing for so long
I 'm all out of love, what am I without you
I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong


I want you to come back and carry me home
Away from this long lonely nights
I'm reaching for you, are you feeling it too
Does the feeling seem oh so right
And what would you say if I called on you now
And said that I can't hold on
There's no easy way, it gets harder each day
Please love me or I'll be gone, I'll be gone


I 'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
I know you were right believing for so long
I 'm all out of love, what am I without you
I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong

Oh, what are you thinking of?
What are you thinking of?
Oh, what are you thinking of?
What are you thinking of?


I 'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
I know you were right believing for so long
I 'm all out of love, what am I without you
I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong

I 'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
I know you were right believing for so long
I 'm all out of love, what am I without you
I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong

I 'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
I know you were right believing for so long
I 'm all out of love, what am I without you
I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong


:D :D :D :D

joe1958
22-08-2008, 13:40
:D Trust me! i`m nae fecking elton john:D
ok -- who are u like --- julliene clarie perhaps?:roll:

smythester
22-08-2008, 13:52
:oops:
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/161/boris1jq5.gif

;)

Thats the best one yet :p
Nice to see you lads are putting some effort into this
Shit ! i hope he dissnae get his heed kicked in from the New Zealand loyal:eek:
Great send of for him lads CHEERS:D

krack182
22-08-2008, 13:53
:d :d :d :d :d

smythester
22-08-2008, 14:11
Brilliant


This thread is one of the funniest things I have read in a while.

This will teach ya Smythester:D


Youre right there on that last point, Its lucky i can laugh at it myself or i might have been reaching for the revolver:o
Still !turned out to be a funny thread in the end though "you dig ure own grave and you have to lie in it eh"

andyreid11
22-08-2008, 14:14
Is Michael Barrymore off of the deed fag in the swimming pool malarkey not living in auckland now. not that its relevant as he has a wife.

thebluenosebear
22-08-2008, 14:26
Bloody hell what a gay thread.. :D

What on earth made you post something like that??

In here???

I mean.....IN HERE!!!

Caldyblue is still trying to live his one down... :D

What did Caldyblue do?

M A R T I N
22-08-2008, 14:30
What did Caldyblue do?

nothign much :angel:
http://forum.*****************/showthread.php?t=281320

him
22-08-2008, 15:50
[QUOTE=RobFeature]Ha ha i love this thread - happy travels Big Boris. i'm not sure that you'll ever return your reputation is in tatters[/QUOTE
i hope it's just his reputation thats in tatters,some big blokes in nz :eek: ]

Truebluethruandthru
22-08-2008, 15:57
With a thread like this you should throw him a......


http://www.gifflix.com/files/30e9d68f1a3a.gif

Jimenez
22-08-2008, 16:52
Absolutely brilliant lads.

Not laughed at a thread so much in ages

Truebluethruandthru
22-08-2008, 17:01
:(

http://i33.tinypic.com/33mmn2u.gif

GirvanLighthouse
22-08-2008, 17:02
Maybe a wee individual fruit trifle might ease the pain of Big Boris going away !! :eek:

bobans27
22-08-2008, 17:53
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/161/boris1jq5.gif

;)

:D :D :D

Brilliant mate.

Faz_50
22-08-2008, 18:01
nothign much :angel:
http://forum.*****************/showthread.php?t=281320

F#ck me, 13 pages :D

sheaalan
22-08-2008, 18:09
nothign much :angel:
http://forum.*****************/showthread.php?t=281320

Guess thats in the lounge? Nearly there have a look soon:D

jam33
22-08-2008, 18:11
http://www.sneeko.net/images/macros/Thread-Gay-1950s.jpg

krack182
22-08-2008, 18:18
F#ck me, 13 pages :D
13 pages and about a year it went on for :D

He was never seen again :D

Faz_50
22-08-2008, 19:03
13 pages and about a year it went on for :D

He was never seen again :D

Dont worry Smythester, only 10 pages to go :p

basilboli
22-08-2008, 20:30
Seeing that Big Boris is leaving tomorrow morning I wish him all the best from all at the Sash department from his work!

When you get to New Zealand keep on the look out for Jobs for the rest of us!!

Especially your brother.

All the best.

Range-Rover
22-08-2008, 20:38
bye bye Boris, mind the duty free for the Bears if you come back...

andyreid11
22-08-2008, 20:49
bye bye Boris, mind the duty free for the Bears if you come back...

can he come back? after this??

smythester
22-08-2008, 20:52
13 pages and about a year it went on for :D

He was never seen again :D

He must have had summit to hide that he aint been bak.
The only thing i`m hiding is my uncanny resemblence to Jimmy Calderwood at the minute:o
Do you think if i batter a couple of homos at the weekend all shall be forgiven:confused:
:D

TheGarageFlower
22-08-2008, 21:01
http://i36.tinypic.com/10x7nr9.jpg

BORIS!!!...COME BACK!!

canalbear
22-08-2008, 21:15
He must have had summit to hide that he aint been bak.
The only thing i`m hiding is my uncanny resemblence to Jimmy Calderwood at the minute:o
Do you think if i batter a couple of homos at the weekend all shall be forgiven:confused:
:D

Big Boris got a mate?

You're a greedy lad:p

smythester
22-08-2008, 21:21
Big Boris got a mate?

You're a greedy lad:p


Might have guessed that reply was on its way:)

Sammer
22-08-2008, 21:28
13 pages and about a year it went on for :D

He was never seen again :D
Thread started
10-07-2007, 10:02

Last time he was logged on
Last Activity: 11-03-2008 12:40

:eek: :eek:

Maybe Caldy topped himself after Manuel jnr popped out

allan.douglas
22-08-2008, 22:06
best thing is that this thread is in the bear pit.
far more publicity in here than caldyblue had!

Bouncy
22-08-2008, 22:09
http://i35.tinypic.com/2503w2s.gif

biodoc
22-08-2008, 22:19
5 pager.

:D

I feel it is my duty to help this thread exceed this very conservative predicition.

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h255/tootstermd/you_re_a_homo.jpg

Jimenez
22-08-2008, 22:23
http://i36.tinypic.com/10x7nr9.jpg

BORIS!!!...COME BACK!!
:D :D :D :D

dubwiser
22-08-2008, 23:29
http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/4560/hakaqf2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

TheGarageFlower
22-08-2008, 23:42
http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/4560/hakaqf2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Brilliant!

gorams_glayva
22-08-2008, 23:49
Absolutely superb dubwiser....:D

bluescootger
22-08-2008, 23:57
Is this still going on ?

Obviously, 'cause I'm posting this....brilliant.:D

Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond
23-08-2008, 01:09
This thread, along with the kilt wearing at work one in the lounge, are the funniest things on here in ages. Brilliant.

DI Sam Tyler
23-08-2008, 01:58
I have tears running down my face at some of the posts on this thread...

Have to say thanks to Smythseter for being so open with his feelings and getting ripped to shreds for the amusement of the rest of us.. >:)

hairybelly
23-08-2008, 02:44
http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/4560/hakaqf2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

fitzyrfc
23-08-2008, 02:49
http://i35.tinypic.com/20aqrkj.jpg

MarkhamBlue
23-08-2008, 03:29
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/161/boris1jq5.gif

;)

Absolutely brilliant.

One of the best threads I have ever read.

Here's to the both of you ;)

DJH1980
23-08-2008, 03:31
http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/4560/hakaqf2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

F*ckin genius :D :D :D

GabrielAmato
23-08-2008, 04:06
http://i37.tinypic.com/nugm1.jpg

aussiebear
23-08-2008, 04:33
Feck me i had to :o ! after reading that back with a clear heed the nxt day it was like ! F*** me thats a bit soft innit, But hey ive had a good few laughs at all the bender jokes (and so has the wife by the way) Initialy meant to be a good luck thread, Lesson Learned:angel:

P.S He was known as Big Boris because of his height and coupon (paras have a good sense of humour)
Now come here and suck yer wife's cock

Gazman_Airdrie
23-08-2008, 05:16
http://t4toby.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/gay.gif

Boris and Smythster getting together a few times ;)

Bluebells Bar, Puerto Del Carmen
23-08-2008, 21:12
I'm even starting to miss Boris and I don't even know him. :(

allan.douglas
23-08-2008, 21:19
http://www.interpunk.com/itemimages2/70616.jpg

Sam_English
23-08-2008, 21:20
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/161/boris1jq5.gif

;)

Classic :D

Beer Bear
23-08-2008, 21:27
No bombay videos yet. :blink:

ScottishBear
23-08-2008, 21:29
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/161/boris1jq5.gif

;)

pmsl :D :D

david1873
23-08-2008, 21:38
http://www.world-guides.com/images/key_west/key_west_gay_pride3.jpg

I'm sure you'll remember the good old days

Bye Boris

nzb
23-08-2008, 21:41
:oops:

Thats the best one yet :p
Nice to see you lads are putting some effort into this
Shit ! i hope he dissnae get his heed kicked in from the New Zealand loyal:eek:
Great send of for him lads CHEERS:D

Emmm i'm not sure if we want the likes of big boris over here. We're a clean living, conservative wee country.

Kidding aside, good luck over here boris.

WATP83
23-08-2008, 21:50
That is probably the gayest thing i have ever read:agree:

Thanks for sharing your feelings about your boyfriend with everyone on *****************:D

our_kid
23-08-2008, 21:52
Civil partnership FTW :D

champagnedavey
23-08-2008, 22:00
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/161/boris1jq5.gif

;)

hahaha thats quality

Lord Carson
24-08-2008, 15:20
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i61/350chev/crydog.gif

Dundee_SOU
24-08-2008, 15:59
can someone copy and paste what caldyblue did so us trialists can have a wee look? cheers

RWBJ
24-08-2008, 17:02
http://www.tatuagemdaboa.com.br/

Type in smythster and boris in the character windows then visulise

KaiserSauzee
24-08-2008, 17:26
http://i34.tinypic.com/28i5cn6.jpg

TheGarageFlower
24-08-2008, 20:32
Has Boris arrived yet?

uberbear
24-08-2008, 20:42
And they said the wee yappy dug Threads were gay. :)

Your Thread burst the FFGayThreadometer mate. :D

No wonder your mate is buggering offski.

marvsbeliever
24-08-2008, 21:01
No wonder your mate is buggering offski.


Is that why Boris and Smythster are splitting up? :p

Laudrup9IAR
24-08-2008, 21:17
Boris-it isnt too late you know ...

uberbear
24-08-2008, 21:21
Boris-it isnt too late you know ...

You said it mate.

It's a loooooooooooong way to go if it's just a wee tiff. :roll:

smythester
24-08-2008, 22:29
That is probably the gayest thing i have ever read:agree:

Thanks for sharing your feelings about your boyfriend with everyone on *****************:D


:eek: Boyfriend Na, Good friend yip Cannae get oot of this soft thread so to try and convince you lot heres a pic of me bringing up one of the kids :D

http://i38.tinypic.com/mrpue.jpg[img]

:D dont ask who the wee dodgy man is on the back page :eek:

Laudrup9IAR
24-08-2008, 22:30
Thats BORIS peeking at you from a cubicle........hahahaha

smythester
24-08-2008, 22:38
lol might have guessed thatwas coming

uberbear
24-08-2008, 22:40
Go on. Call him mate. There's nothing that can't be sorted.

Laudrup9IAR
24-08-2008, 22:42
You want bonking Boris Back..........

smythester
24-08-2008, 22:47
You want bonking Boris Back..........


Na just my sanity, I`m getting paronoid noo .Was down town today and i`m convinced some shirt lifter smiled at me :eek:

Fleetwood_Ger
24-08-2008, 22:52
smythester tells borris

"YOUR GOING ****ING NOWHERE RIGHT :mad: :D

http://www.stagnightofthedead.com/blog/images/boris-johnson-zombie.jpg

Laudrup9IAR
24-08-2008, 22:53
ahahahahahaha

craig_ryan
25-08-2008, 09:01
I miss you Boris

http://i38.tinypic.com/29kq7tw.gif
that made me laugh:D

Laudrup9IAR
25-08-2008, 15:31
I want you back for good Boris....

buffel4captain
25-08-2008, 15:38
http://www.breathingspacescotland.co.uk/bspace/CCC_FirstPage.jsp


:D;)

Laudrup9IAR
25-08-2008, 15:39
http://www.breathingspacescotland.co.uk/bspace/CCC_FirstPage.jsp


:D;)

hahahaa :D

davieloyal
25-08-2008, 15:46
heres boris at his leaving party

http://i34.tinypic.com/2po38d4.jpg

mcblain1
25-08-2008, 15:48
heres boris at his leaving party

http://i34.tinypic.com/2po38d4.jpg

FFS PMSL :D :D :D

RWBJ
25-08-2008, 15:51
Wear this to remember him
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/Brushback/BorisTheSprinklerTee.jpg

Portadown_Bear
27-08-2008, 19:08
Classic thread. Had me in stitches.

Laudrup9IAR
28-08-2008, 13:57
Hahahahaha

Blubeareast
28-08-2008, 14:06
This is brilliant!! FPMSL!!:thumb:

theknight
28-08-2008, 14:09
Christ!! :eek:

I thought Boris was deid.

Was just going to add my condolences.

:D

Laudrup9IAR
29-08-2008, 18:03
Alive and well apparently......:D

BigD163
29-08-2008, 18:08
This thread is brillaint!!!

Jimenez
29-08-2008, 18:09
Enough is enough!

No?....Oh well then

Bwahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

falkirkbear
29-08-2008, 18:47
Is this still going:D

I've a funny feeling this will top caldyblue's "bear in love" thread in the lounge:D

smythester
29-08-2008, 19:48
Alive and well apparently......:D


Oi you ! stop posting on here I`m no needing a new best mate :D
Msg to Caldyblue " come back and make a new thread i need a break" :D

allan.douglas
14-09-2008, 12:13
smythster, how are you keeping without your beloved one?

Stevenrob10
14-09-2008, 12:44
is it no "If Ah don't see ye through the week, Ah'll see ye through the windae"? :confused:

Is it no....."If I don't see you in due course, I'll see you during intercourse" ??

Stevenrob10
14-09-2008, 12:58
Like the wife bit but went over board with the BIG HARD PARA bit;)

You've opened the closet door ;) now step out "Big Boy";) ;) ;)

They're in a Village People tribute band, the Red indian, the construction worker, the transvestite wife, the traffic cop and the PARA !!

YMCA's are going to be busy in New Zealand.....with Big Boris about !!

Laudrup9IAR
14-09-2008, 17:20
smythster, how are you keeping without your beloved one?

Has he gone into hiding......LMFAO :D :cool:

vambo
14-09-2008, 18:23
smythesters video

with a special appearance for bigboris

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUIRJiYEWo&feature=related

balloothebear
14-09-2008, 19:01
Im starting to worry about Glenrothes as we now have two of the longest threads, this one and the Colin McKenzie one:D

kennyv231086
14-09-2008, 21:02
Anyone got a link to the Colin McKenzie one - cannae find it.

student_loyal
14-09-2008, 21:07
Im starting to worry about Glenrothes as we now have two of the longest threads, this one and the Colin McKenzie one:D

Thats what intrabreeding does to you! :D

Laudrup9IAR
15-09-2008, 14:05
Is the OP still alive??:D

Portadown_Bear
23-09-2008, 16:02
Oi you ! stop posting on here I`m no needing a new best mate :D
Msg to Caldyblue " come back and make a new thread i need a break" :D


Did CaldyBlue ever reappear?

allan.douglas
23-09-2008, 16:08
Who's the cruel sod who bumped this post again? lol
How's Big Boris going?

allan.douglas
23-09-2008, 16:20
Not been on here since deadline day, he really has gone into hiding...
Come back smythster, we aint finished with you yet!

kennyv231086
23-09-2008, 16:25
Cannae believe this only got to five pages! I thought it was a cert for double figures :)

Ace
23-09-2008, 16:26
http://www.wondercliparts.com/miss_you/graphics/miss_you_graphics_7a.gif

Portadown_Bear
23-09-2008, 16:31
5 pager.

:D


Great prediction mate. :D

WokinghamBear
23-09-2008, 16:42
I don't know how I missed this one.

It's a brave man who starts a thread like that on here :D

Mox
23-09-2008, 16:47
http://www.giveupalready.com/images/smilies/gay.gif

LaLa
29-09-2008, 21:08
http://heady.co.uk/rm/boris_johnson_pride.jpg

buddyboy
29-09-2008, 21:25
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/161/boris1jq5.gif

;)

fooking tears rolling down my face :clap:

markymark
29-09-2008, 21:36
Hey Smythester, Big boris seems to have got over you very quickly!!!

http://i33.tinypic.com/w7mvrd.jpg


http://i33.tinypic.com/1zxwj68.jpg

Wimax
10-10-2008, 18:15
Bumped :D :D

dustythedog
10-10-2008, 18:35
Arthur or Martha , Boris or Dorris?

sheaalan
17-10-2008, 01:47
So how is big boris these days?

Figgyblue
17-10-2008, 01:49
jesus feckin wept

FiveStarGer
17-10-2008, 02:40
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i83/andy69gray/g0206.jpg

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i83/andy69gray/gay-4d.jpg

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i83/andy69gray/gay-3.jpg

nicecar
17-10-2008, 05:23
If my parents had christened me Boris, I would have left the country as well.

lowerhuttloyal
17-10-2008, 09:09
i see you and i'll raise you


http://i38.tinypic.com/nzeo8n.gif


Thats a definite cumming face.:D

Jack
17-10-2008, 16:54
Big boris is going to get bumed from some kiwi!how does that make you feel and hold back the tears

Laudrup9IAR
21-10-2008, 15:48
Thats a definite cumming face.:D

Speak for yourself m8....:eek:

Thornton1873
21-10-2008, 16:40
Absolutley brilliant. What a p00f.....

Laudrup9IAR
21-10-2008, 16:48
Is the OP still around?

Le Captain Caveman
21-10-2008, 17:28
Is the OP still around?

i think hes away for a rendezvous with big boris:p

Laudrup9IAR
04-11-2008, 15:57
Boris where are you......................lmfao

Talk_Show_Host
04-11-2008, 15:58
Lmfao, it was the way he edited the original thread 3 pages in that made it. I can just imagine him trying to appease the gayness.

Laudrup9IAR
04-11-2008, 15:59
Lmfao, it was the way he edited the original thread 3 pages in that made it. I can just imagine him trying to appease the gayness.

How what did he do? Has he ever been on since??:D

Talk_Show_Host
04-11-2008, 16:03
How what did he do? Has he ever been on since??:D

http://forum.*****************/showpost.php?p=6931229&postcount=86

:dance: