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Napoleon
23-06-2016, 10:32
After signing that sexy bastard Nico today, how does he rate in our all time list?

It's obvious that Brian is at the top but who else is up there?

#nohomo

grej
23-06-2016, 10:33
Davie Dodds 👍😄

Earl of Leven
23-06-2016, 10:34
Brian first....as always.

Where would Amo fit in if we set aside his own view of his own greatness? My wife certainly liked the Italian lothario.

Napoleon
23-06-2016, 10:37
Brian first....as always.

Where would Amo fit in if we set aside his own view of his own greatness? My wife certainly liked the Italian lothario.

Amo is up there definitely and there's no question that he's had a chug to himself in the mirror.

boomer1988
23-06-2016, 10:37
http://i68.tinypic.com/qplzc1.jpg

Xavi Hernandez
23-06-2016, 10:40
Lorenzo Amoruso. They thighs :dya:

Ambiorix
23-06-2016, 10:40
Not sure if I can catch the bad aids from this thread, but I'm wearing a condom to be on the safe side.

Sounesses Tash
23-06-2016, 10:41
This will turn into a double entendre thread.
I nearly got sucked in .
The Italian stallion will be up there for sure..
but Davie Dodds was a disaster :eek:

Hank
23-06-2016, 10:43
My wife was a fan of Negri.

klostheboss
23-06-2016, 10:49
Big Chris Woods, magnificent bastard

suramericaranger
23-06-2016, 10:49
Laudrup obviously number 1.

Was it Brian Reid that we signed just to improve the team photo?

Xavi Hernandez
23-06-2016, 10:52
Big Steven Thompson wouldn't have many problems getting his hole?

Or Joaky Bjorklund?

isawthat
23-06-2016, 10:53
Bobby Brown by a country mile. He is over 90 now and is still handsome.

NachoN10
23-06-2016, 10:55
Harry Forrester must be up there, a good looking chap

Battlefield Bear
23-06-2016, 10:58
Super still has that cheeky grin and mischievous glint in his eye. Brian and Ally for me.

Napoleon
23-06-2016, 10:58
Not sure if I can catch the bad aids from this thread, but I'm wearing a condom to be on the safe side.

Mate that's the gayest thing I've ever read on here.

Bristol_bnose
23-06-2016, 10:59
This hunk:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUKf_wtXAAAkHrK.jpg

clubdeckg
23-06-2016, 11:00
Has to be Brian :)

hurleyreyes
23-06-2016, 11:01
Refreshing to see the FF crew are comfortable their sexuality.

Superally was always regarded as one of the best looking. Certainly the best of the Scottish contenders.

Napoleon
23-06-2016, 11:02
This hunk:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUKf_wtXAAAkHrK.jpg

Mate, any more of this guff and I'll report you for a ban.

Take it serious and stick to the topic please.

Bowery Boys
23-06-2016, 11:03
Maurice Edu deserves a mention.

chopper5000
23-06-2016, 11:03
Brian Laudrup. The man is a sexual tyrannosaurus.

http://drupal-images.tv2.dk/sites/images.tv2.dk/files/t2img/2012/09/11/960x540/397158-brian_laudrup.png

Napoleon
23-06-2016, 11:06
Brian Laudrup. The man is a sexual tyrannosaurus.

http://drupal-images.tv2.dk/sites/images.tv2.dk/files/t2img/2012/09/11/960x540/397158-brian_laudrup.png

Can't disagree with that.

He is colossal.

baillieston_ger
23-06-2016, 11:07
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRzLVRNGyKDzpUZWmhoBKCa4xWKvva_p y7tEQB1tw8IHQJw4H9Q

superallys_lovechild
23-06-2016, 11:09
Super Ally in his prime for me, closely followed by King Brian. In third place, Amoruso.

I can't believe we're having this chat btw! :-)

Gaz

Bluebritain
23-06-2016, 11:11
Man love for the PrInce of Denmark. Still a big handsome bastard.

johnnycash1
23-06-2016, 11:12
Brian Laudrup. The man is a sexual tyrannosaurus.

http://drupal-images.tv2.dk/sites/images.tv2.dk/files/t2img/2012/09/11/960x540/397158-brian_laudrup.png

How on earth he's stayed with his missus is a mystery scooby doo wouldn't touch! She's looks like she could be his Maw when they're together!

White Cafu
23-06-2016, 11:13
Carlos Bocanegra had some female pals creaming

Brother Moses
23-06-2016, 11:13
This thread reeks of poofery....

PS. Brian hands down :o

barrymoped
23-06-2016, 11:14
How on earth he's stayed with his missus is a mystery scooby doo wouldn't touch! She's looks like she could be his Maw when they're together!

She is maybe absolute dynamite in bed.

Ayrshire Bear
23-06-2016, 11:14
Mols' wife was a good looking bloke

Then_Now_Forever
23-06-2016, 11:15
Dan Eggen.

BroomloanWATP
23-06-2016, 11:15
Davie Weir is still a handsome big bastard of a man.

Hank
23-06-2016, 11:15
Bobby Brown by a country mile. He is over 90 now and is still handsome.

Hi Bobby! :D

nicnac
23-06-2016, 11:25
Brian Laudrup is top of the list for me, still oozes sex appeal

Friskie the Bear
23-06-2016, 11:27
Bobby Brown by a country mile. He is over 90 now and is still handsome.

I'm sure our female fan base are fond of Bobby.

sirdrinksalot
23-06-2016, 11:27
My auld dear loved Cooper, my ex used to get wet panties at McCoist in his prime. The overall winner has to be Laudrup though, he is sensational.

grantyboy69
23-06-2016, 11:28
Mate, any more of this guff and I'll report you for a ban.

Take it serious and stick to the topic please.

Bit harsh I think.

Beauty is the eye of the beholder and all that !!!! :angel:

pelem
23-06-2016, 11:33
Brian Laudrup. The man is a sexual tyrannosaurus.

http://drupal-images.tv2.dk/sites/images.tv2.dk/files/t2img/2012/09/11/960x540/397158-brian_laudrup.png




Brian, Prince of Denmark why are you so good looking.

peegee13
23-06-2016, 11:40
Numan would be nearer the top of my list than Laudrup, he looked more like a movie star than a footballer!

ibroxkev
23-06-2016, 11:43
My wife was a fan of Negri.

Is that you Sergio?

JammiesBear
23-06-2016, 11:59
Chris woods by a bawhair

Hank
23-06-2016, 11:59
Is that you Sergio?

Touche! :D

Vidmar
23-06-2016, 12:04
I reckon Tony Vidmar saw a fair few gussets soiled with pant-snot.

RonBurgundy74
23-06-2016, 12:06
Has to be Brian Laudrup and I'm sure big Amo and Carlos Bocanegra never had any problems getting their hole.

Souness had that perm and 'tache thing going for him in the 80's as well.

dt17
23-06-2016, 12:14
http://i67.tinypic.com/6xxcmr.jpg

Earl of Leven
23-06-2016, 12:16
Boca's wife is a bit rough eh?

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

Brian Laudrup
23-06-2016, 12:23
Anyone saying anyone apart from Brian Laudrup is obviously wrong.

The Blue Iceberg
23-06-2016, 12:25
At last, a thread to rival the jakey tims one! :D

Can we also have one for Foxy Rangers Babes and WAGs for the heterosexuals on here? :D

Alcroz
23-06-2016, 12:27
Big Ronnie McKinnon.

J.E.L.A.V.I.C
23-06-2016, 12:38
Brian by a mile, Ally and Amo behind him, for some reason I remember my maw fancy Rozental back in the day

fbear
23-06-2016, 12:38
I can only agree with the majority, Brian Laudrup is genuinely a prince amongst men.

Amity75
23-06-2016, 12:42
Brian obviously but Souness was quite the handsome bastard back in the day once he got his ears and nose fixed .

kclarkhall
23-06-2016, 12:42
Lorenzo Amoruso. They thighs :dya:

Read the post, and instantly knew this would be you, checked the name and low and behold.....

garyw09
23-06-2016, 12:47
Sorry, just cannot see past Brian.

It's not gay to just like him, right? :D

BarcelonaOsos1972
23-06-2016, 12:50
Numan would be nearer the top of my list than Laudrup, he looked more like a movie star than a footballer!

You must be kidding!!!!

Anyway, big Dado was a good looking chap. Not the best but up there IMO

BarcelonaOsos1972
23-06-2016, 12:52
Big Ronnie McKinnon.

Big suave bastard. Great shout.

rabkebab
23-06-2016, 12:57
Wee Barry!!

the prodfather2
23-06-2016, 13:04
I'll go with a couple of players you'd rather forget we had.

Ricky foster, Darren McGregor

NorseGod
23-06-2016, 13:04
Brian the only man I would turn gay for.

Brian the only man I would have a sex change for.

Brian the only man I would have IVF Treatment for.

If all that failed, we would adopt.


Yours for keeps Brian. ;)

c_den
23-06-2016, 13:12
My old ma used to have a thing for Gordon Smith

Saying that , so did I when the winner went in against juve !!!!

davieloyal
23-06-2016, 13:14
Derek Parlane anyone ?

Iain18(7)2
23-06-2016, 13:19
Bocanegra and Harry forrester are good looking boys...

markymark13
23-06-2016, 13:26
Brian obviously
Bocanegra
Klos
Amoruso
Niko
Woods
Mc Coist Brian obviously 1st the others could fight it out to be in his shadow

princessofgovan
23-06-2016, 13:34
Darren McGregor. Darren McGregor and his extra tight strip. The only man I'd leave my husband for.

Sigh.

Napoleon
23-06-2016, 13:39
Darren McGregor. Darren McGregor and his extra tight strip. The only man I'd leave my husband for.

Sigh.

Excuse me but this is a men only thread.

Thanx x

TN8
23-06-2016, 13:42
I'd crawl 10 miles through broken glass to hear Brian Laudrup fart through a walkie-talkie, or something.......

Special One
23-06-2016, 13:44
Only one mention of Souness in this whole thread?

Obviously all takers rather than givers

gourockblue50
23-06-2016, 13:45
Not sure if I can catch the bad aids from this thread, but I'm wearing a condom to be on the safe side.

As long as you're not touching yourself you will be ok.

Gazzag31
23-06-2016, 13:51
Wasn't Colin Jackson a male model when he played for us?

dougsdir24
23-06-2016, 13:53
This hunk:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUKf_wtXAAAkHrK.jpg

Angus Og ! :D

Danny_1873
23-06-2016, 13:57
http://i66.tinypic.com/qyiqns.jpg

Franny Jeffers obviously

macaloon9
23-06-2016, 13:58
Mols' wife was a good looking bloke

:D This has not got the recognition it deserves.

garyw09
23-06-2016, 13:58
Only one mention of Souness in this whole thread?

Obviously all takers rather than givers

You think Souness would let you be the giver? :D I think not.

Christ, what has this descended into.....

Hank
23-06-2016, 13:58
http://i66.tinypic.com/qyiqns.jpg

Franny Jeffers obviously

Are you sure that's not a rubber doll?

White Cafu
23-06-2016, 14:04
Svensson was too handsome to heed the baw.

Lass I know is more than a bit excited by Windass joining, she loves Forrester too, oh and liked Darren mcgregor, tart.

Shagger probably deserves a mention

caravanman
23-06-2016, 14:08
Sandy Sandy Sandy in Royal Blue.......Super Sandy Jardine was my wife,s favourite.

Grant-G11RFC
23-06-2016, 14:10
No mention of Gio yet....?

Please note this is not my own opinion but the wife (girlfriend at the time) who used to tell me how good looking she thought he was... (honest)

JohnBaxter1
23-06-2016, 14:14
I'd crawl 10 miles through broken glass to hear Brian Laudrup fart through a walkie-talkie, or something.......

Actually in tears in work at replies, but this one is tremendous!! >:)

suramericaranger
23-06-2016, 14:15
There is a few nominations that have not even featured yet! Mendes, John Greig, Amato...

I should probably leave it at that....:o

marigers
23-06-2016, 14:17
They can all stand aside for Jorg Albertz

Oosy troosers
23-06-2016, 14:31
Amato for me...Err! my burd I mean.

boris
23-06-2016, 16:10
Bartram is in the mix

Islay Bear
23-06-2016, 16:26
As a woman of a certain age I think I would have to look at sub divisions of the handsome categories. "Pretty Boys" would include Laudrup, McCoiSt, Chris Woods and I think Krankjar would be in this group. Then you've got "Big Handsome Bastards" like Amoruso, Gough, Bjorkland and a few others. Next is the "Bit of Rough" which would be Hatley, Ferguson etc......no requirement for them to provide stimulating intellectual conversation.

Worryingly, another older lady of my acquaintance always had a thing for Alex Mcdonald and then Stewart McCall.

BarcelonaOsos1972
23-06-2016, 16:27
As a woman of a certain age I think I would have to look at sub divisions of the handsome categories. "Pretty Boys" would include Laudrup, McCoiSt, Chris Woods and I think Krankjar would be in this group. Then you've got "Big Handsome Bastards" like Amoruso, Gough, Bjorkland and a few others. Next is the "Bit of Rough" which would be Hatley, Ferguson etc......no requirement for them to provide stimulating intellectual conversation.

Worryingly, another older lady of my acquaintance always had a thing for Alex Mcdonald and then Stewart McCall.

Would you steer Big Amo with his ears whilst he orally pleasured you?

BarcelonaOsos1972
23-06-2016, 16:31
Richard Gough is not handsome ffs.

He looks like Judy Murray.

the_kilo_1984
23-06-2016, 16:31
Can't believe you lot are actually going for good looks!

I'm a fan of sheer magnificence and bastardness, therefore it's Souness all day for me - especially with that tache!

Gersandproud
23-06-2016, 16:39
Just to show a vintage side to all of this - my maw (now in her 80's) confessed to having a fancy for Dave Smith in the late 60's early 70's much to the amusement of my da who regularly wound her up about it

Xavi Hernandez
23-06-2016, 16:42
Read the post, and instantly knew this would be you, checked the name and low and behold.....

Just coz you used to get a chubby ower big Cueller.

garyw09
23-06-2016, 16:46
Had to stop myself replying there, admin bin this before we all turn gay.... :D

BarcelonaOsos1972
23-06-2016, 16:54
Says a lot that the Shania threads got pulled but this didn't.

Johnny Seahound
23-06-2016, 17:03
This hunk:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUKf_wtXAAAkHrK.jpg

Is this a personal invitation for you, Ambiorix?

williewoodburn
23-06-2016, 17:07
An old gal at my work swore Eric Caldow was the most beautiful man she had ever seen !

regnar
23-06-2016, 18:06
A sight to behold, was Chris Woods removing his shirt, when going for an early bath during the 2 each game against them.

Can still picture him. Then Brian Laudrop was something else. AHH!

Prometheus
23-06-2016, 18:08
Jeremy Clement was a wee cutie x

https://static.winamax.fr/img/content/tournaments/winamax_champions_v2_jeremy_clement.png

Wouldn't have said no to Mikel Arteta either :o xx

bluebell19
23-06-2016, 18:25
Marco Negri could have been a model when he played for us.

Special mention for Souness' physique and in particular, his thighs. Spectacular.

VelvetUnderground
23-06-2016, 18:28
As a straight man, there is clearly only one answer

http://drupal-images.tv2.dk/sites/images.tv2.dk/files/t2img/2014/05/23/960x540/5279155-laudrup.jpg

julia1976
23-06-2016, 18:29
To be fair we've been blessed with a good few handsome devils to admire over the years. Top 5 for me:
1. Brian Laudrup - and he's still got it
2. Chris Woods - that YouTube video of him whipping off his goalie top is a joy to witness ��
3. Mikel Arteta - don't feel he's been given the recognition he deserves on here
4. Duncan Ferguson - can't believe he's not been mentioned as yet
5. Davie Cooper - as a child I believed he was the man I'd marry
SPECIAL MENTION: Waghorn - may not be blessed with conventional good looks but appears to be nicknamed "the horse" for very good reason.

imbran
23-06-2016, 19:10
George 'Dandy' McLean is worthy of a mention.

Cadzow Bear
23-06-2016, 19:14
Laudrup aside, my ex had a thing for Jorg Albertz. He must have been a handsome fellow given that she only went for sex machines, like myself.

tazzabear
23-06-2016, 19:15
http://i67.tinypic.com/6xxcmr.jpg

What a beauty.
Now for the predictable ..... the girl's not bad either.

tazzabear
23-06-2016, 19:22
Wasn't Colin Jackson a male model when he played for us?

What a memory!
I knew Original Bomber quite well, through his daughter I should add, and was told this.
Thing was, I already knew.

tazzabear
23-06-2016, 19:27
From Mrs Tazz ..... Instantly thought of Lorenzo.
She also had a thing for McGregor and, now that she's seen him, Bocanegra.
Laudrup was a no no though.

delboy155
23-06-2016, 19:28
What a beauty.
Now for the predictable ..... the girl's not bad either.

She looks tremendous, would love a wee shot at that 😚

kb thornliebank
23-06-2016, 19:30
Says a lot that the Shania threads got pulled but this didn't.

Hasn't got pulled...so far. Wait til the drinking kicks in tonight.

My vote is for Jorg Albertz. He was (is) lovely.

weemano
23-06-2016, 19:32
My masculinity made me jump from page one to the last
However in view of fairness

Super ally
Brian laudrup

And the dark broodiness of Davie cooper

GaryBolan
23-06-2016, 19:34
Laudrup by a mile.

Last time he was at Ibrox the camera panned to him sitting in the stands with his shades on and he just oozed handsome bastard. Guy is what 47? Looks younger than I do and I'm not even 30 yet.

Harry Forrester is probably the squads current best looking guy but he wont age like Laudrup.

Alan Gow deserves a special mention for having the physique of a calendar model. Guy was ripped as ****.

weemano
23-06-2016, 19:37
To be fair we've been blessed with a good few handsome devils to admire over the years. Top 5 for me:
1. Brian Laudrup - and he's still got it
2. Chris Woods - that YouTube video of him whipping off his goalie top is a joy to witness ��
3. Mikel Arteta - don't feel he's been given the recognition he deserves on here
4. Duncan Ferguson - can't believe he's not been mentioned as yet
5. Davie Cooper - as a child I believed he was the man I'd marry
SPECIAL MENTION: Waghorn - may not be blessed with conventional good looks but appears to be nicknamed "the horse" for very good reason.

And Julia has now gone for some alone time

She will return shortly

noucamp72
23-06-2016, 19:41
http://i.imgur.com/9sSH9q7.png

Ddotted
23-06-2016, 19:45
Charlie Adam

RobertAmoruso
23-06-2016, 20:42
Giving away my age here but one Jim Baxter was a handsome bastard and a world class footballer also a special mention for Davy wilson also.

Earth Worm Jim
23-06-2016, 20:43
Mo edu by quite some distance

SemperParatus
23-06-2016, 20:48
http://www.thegallantpioneers.co.uk/images/Tom%20Vallance%20colour.jpg

tattiet
23-06-2016, 20:49
Ally Scott n Davie Dodds , deadheat

jonnymcc1
23-06-2016, 20:50
Vlad Weiss.

Trevor Reznick
23-06-2016, 21:05
Bill Paterson centre half late 50s a ringer for Hugh O'Brian hence his nickname Wyatt Earp, whom O'Brian played in TV series.

TPB90
23-06-2016, 21:25
Laudrup is the obvious answer.

I always thought Dan Eggen was a big dreamboat.

Est1986
23-06-2016, 21:30
From Mrs Tazz ..... Instantly thought of Lorenzo.
She also had a thing for McGregor and, now that she's seen him, Bocanegra.
Laudrup was a no no though.

I'd question your wife sexuality :eek: :p

george_costanza
23-06-2016, 21:31
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6dALp4VPU8

WATP1979
23-06-2016, 21:35
My wee sister had a big thing for Gio for a while, in his Mowgli looking era.

bucephalus
23-06-2016, 21:40
Girl-bait. Pure bloody girl-bait.

http://i.imgur.com/39CAXMy.jpg

weebeara
23-06-2016, 21:53
I tried to pick my top 11.

I have to put Brian as number 1 simply because he has aged so well. (the rest are in no particular order)
2. Carlos Bocanegra
3. Lorenzo Amoruso
4. Brian Reid
5. Chris Woods
6. Nico Kranjcar
7. Harry Forrester
8. Graeme Souness
9. Marco Negri
10. Ally McCoist
11. Davie Cooper

My first sub is Maurice Edu. I'm sure I'll be able to fill the rest of the bench when I have a good think.

AvieLoyal
23-06-2016, 22:01
http://i67.tinypic.com/6xxcmr.jpg

She is a really lovely girl

c_den
23-06-2016, 22:28
Girl-bait. Pure bloody girl-bait.

http://i.imgur.com/39CAXMy.jpg



Fire sale on them trunks lol :angel::angel::angel:

toffeebear
23-06-2016, 22:44
Super circa 1992/3 with his demi perm & cheerful demeanour

1976bear
23-06-2016, 22:45
Laudrup. Just a stunning individual.

My old mum never went to games if Coop wasn't playing. "No point" ��

johnnycash1
23-06-2016, 22:56
http://i64.tinypic.com/2h7407n.jpg

End thread!

Rt. Hon. Bearman
23-06-2016, 22:57
http://i64.tinypic.com/2h7407n.jpg

End thread!

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_03/uglybettyABC3007_468x399.jpg

johnnycash1
23-06-2016, 22:59
http://i64.tinypic.com/2enydk3.jpg

Luckiest woman alive?

the blue badger
24-06-2016, 00:12
Seem to remember Kevin Thompson was popular with the ladies. Never really saw it myself.

archimedes
24-06-2016, 01:15
http://i64.tinypic.com/2enydk3.jpg

Luckiest woman alive?

Jesus F¨cking Christ ! :eek:

Virgil Hilts
24-06-2016, 01:15
After signing that sexy bastard Nico today, how does he rate in our all time list?

It's obvious that Brian is at the top but who else is up there?

#nohomo
Sexy bastard Nico could do with a shave and a comb through his hair...

Standards are standards

ontheline
24-06-2016, 02:21
Bobby Brown was supposed to be a fine looking man in his day

rangersno.1
24-06-2016, 04:51
No mention of lovenkrands yet or wee nacho both handsome looking chaps.

magnus
24-06-2016, 07:13
I seem to remember a lot of ladies admiring the King of Ibrox Derek Parlane back in the day.

mfgorm
24-06-2016, 07:46
Derek Parlane anyone ?

Thought he'd get a mention. The girls heartthrob when I was at school.

jimren
24-06-2016, 09:06
My daughter fancied Loverkrands, Albertz and Derek Mcinnes. From my era as has been put forward Bobby Brown turned the female heads as did Ian McColl.

Laudrup1
24-06-2016, 09:41
From Mrs Tazz ..... Instantly thought of Lorenzo.
She also had a thing for McGregor and, now that she's seen him, Bocanegra.
Laudrup was a no no though.

Have you started divorce proceedings yet?

Get her a guide dog at least.

alwaysfirst
24-06-2016, 10:17
Bobby Brown was supposed to be a fine looking man in his day

My dad said that Bobby Brown kept a comb down his sock and combed his hair if it got messed up.

omegaman
24-06-2016, 10:46
This thread's quite gay though, isn't it?

I know everyone's pretending to be very metrosexual and modern, but actually, it's still quite gay to admire other men's looks.

And I should know. I'm a massive gaylord!

PS: no votes for Souness yet? He had a very gay moustache for a start. And great big thighs. And a tan. And I think he shaved his legs. Sounds like a gay icon to me!

bearcage
24-06-2016, 11:00
No mention of page 3 girls favourite Andy Kennedy

jimbear
24-06-2016, 11:06
I'm surprised Gordon Smith has not had a mention.

garyw09
24-06-2016, 11:28
That Souness pic....

He's nae Lee McCuloch, is he? :D

Oosy troosers
24-06-2016, 11:53
I trained for a day at the old Albion, does that count?

If so, put me down for a vote.

SK4
24-06-2016, 12:39
I'm hearing that there is panty puddles aplenty at our new recruit Niko Kranjcar

https://footballersheart.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/kranjcar1.jpg

Ardoyne RSC
24-06-2016, 15:00
I don't think any of them are particularly good looking - I have a mirror.
Anyway, one name not yet mentioned - my pals missus had the hots for Hateley - when he had the long hair.

kb thornliebank
24-06-2016, 17:05
I'm surprised Gordon Smith has not had a mention.

He has - post#61.

(I think Gordon Smith would also nominate himself.)

Discodale
24-06-2016, 17:27
Only one mention of Souness in this whole thread?

Obviously all takers rather than givers

Yup, has to be in this thread, a magnificent bastard in all respects.

Buxton Bear
24-06-2016, 18:51
Tommy McLean takes some beating in the handsome stakes. And can't leave out Humphy Miller, he's now making a living on the 'Redundant Hearthrob' circuit:p

Napoleon
16-07-2016, 20:11
Nico has to be 2nd to Brian after today.

Complete boner material.

#nohomo

alanbearno7
16-07-2016, 20:21
weiss weiss baby

scottishslybacon
16-07-2016, 20:25
#nohomo :)

One doth protest too much ;)

dickadvocaat
16-07-2016, 20:26
Bocanegra, Laudrup and Niko are all magnificent bastards.

aldo78
16-07-2016, 20:27
This thread should really be named who is the 2nd most handsomest Ranger of all time. Lauders was/is just untouchable

stayfor90mins
16-07-2016, 20:30
The Prince Of Denmark

Then.Now.Forever
16-07-2016, 20:32
This thread should really be named who is the 2nd most handsomest Ranger of all time. Lauders was/is just untouchable

peak McCoist was a dream boat but have to agree.

burke gers30
16-07-2016, 20:37
http://i66.tinypic.com/4ilvrn.jpg

http://i68.tinypic.com/1zwgd53.png

Niko and Laudrup i'll give you,

here's a couple for the older swingers, :D

motherwellblue
16-07-2016, 20:41
Ooh,close that door.

badboy
16-07-2016, 20:45
Laudrup. What a handsome god like creation. Brian Reid in his youth was quite the handsome lad.

nomad
16-07-2016, 20:54
Laudrup's face was carved by God himself so there is no contest but Niko is a clear 2nd, big sexy bassa 😍 😂

MrsLaudrup
16-07-2016, 21:04
The beautiful Brian by a country mile.

Shout outs go to Huistra, McInnes and Shagger.

Keyser_Soze
16-07-2016, 21:16
My missus, who knows nothing about football, liked Stephen Thompson when she seen him on sportscene

Mrs_Prso
16-07-2016, 21:56
My daughter fancied Loverkrands, Albertz and Derek Mcinnes. From my era as has been put forward Bobby Brown turned the female heads as did Ian McColl.

I can't believe it took until page 6 for a vote for Lovenkrands. He is second only to the perfect human being that is Brian Laudrup.

..Obi-Wan..
16-07-2016, 22:22
My missus, who knows nothing about football, liked Stephen Thompson when she seen him on sportscene

Tell your Mrs to dm me


:P

mfgorm
16-07-2016, 22:26
My wife loved Davie Cooper.

Don't know what he was like off the park, but man love goes to Brian, the Price of Denmark.

Keyser_Soze
16-07-2016, 22:42
Tell your Mrs to dm me


:P

Never mind my Mrs, I'll send you one now :D

crookie_bear
16-07-2016, 22:51
Wife says Laudrup and she has really good taste ;)

Jacrispy
16-07-2016, 23:47
My gooch is dripping

http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ujr9eInl1qgy4djo1_500.gif

I.M.A.Bear
17-07-2016, 00:11
http://i67.tinypic.com/6xxcmr.jpg

I wonder how she ended up with cramp in that left wrist

George Goudie
17-07-2016, 00:21
I wonder how she ended up with cramp in that left wrist

Now that made me laugh too loudly for this time of night - one of your better ones whisk's me old mucker. :)

PunkScott
17-07-2016, 00:47
My mother loved Ian Durrant and an ex of mine liked Arteta.

My wife knows better than to say nice things about other men though...

BarcelonaOsos1972
17-07-2016, 01:57
Derek Parlane and Durrant are the two worst on here by far.

bluenosebazza
17-07-2016, 02:04
I can't believe it took until page 6 for a vote for Lovenkrands. He is second only to the perfect human being that is Brian Laudrup.

Lovenkrands did a DVD signing and it was a queue of young swooning women. There were 2 rivers flowing through Glasgow for a couple of hours.

Garybluebear
17-07-2016, 02:49
Used to eat in my local ..big man and a gentleman.

Rex
17-07-2016, 03:09
For me it's about attraction as well as the physical, and those with charisma usually come out on top with the ladies too. As a man, I'd say any great player, or anyone playing skilfully or even scoring for Rangers, is attractive per se. However, I think playing with a smile on your face and a degree of passion (even aggression) alongside exhuberance can be attractive too. Hence why Ally McCoist ranks highly alongside Brian Laudrup's Nordic good looks, Souness arrogant magnificence and Coop's brooding but natural skill also puts them up there.

To use two of my favourite shows analogically the Game of Thrones analogy would be Coop like a Jon Snow, with Laudrup as Jamie Lannister, and Star Trek with Ally as Captain Kirk and Souness as Khan.

hammer17
17-07-2016, 03:13
McCulloch and Lovenkrands were favourites of my ex

invernesscaleywho
17-07-2016, 03:28
Excuse me but this is a men only thread.

Thanx x

Awe fur fux sake :D ... Brilliant.

Boh
17-07-2016, 03:31
For me it's about attraction as well as the physical, and those with charisma usually come out on top with the ladies too. As a man, I'd say any great player, or anyone playing skilfully or even scoring for Rangers, is attractive per se. However, I think playing with a smile on your face and a degree of passion (even aggression) alongside exhuberance can be attractive too. Hence why Ally McCoist ranks highly alongside Brian Laudrup's Nordic good looks, Souness arrogant magnificence and Coop's brooding but natural skill also puts them up there.

To use two of my favourite shows analogically the Game of Thrones analogy would be Coop like a Jon Snow, with Laudrup as Jamie Lannister, and Star Trek with Ally as Captain Kirk and Souness as Khan.

Right you, that's plenty

foyle loyal
17-07-2016, 08:05
did davie dodds no win then :(

Hamburg
17-07-2016, 09:31
Sammy baird!

michaelmyers
17-07-2016, 12:31
Welcome to the Punky Meadows thread