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Bristol_bnose
01-05-2015, 11:18
Restricting this only to players who played in the Scottish leagues at some point in their career, who can come up with the most odd looking player?

Not ugliest necessarily (so no need to just post a page full of tarriers), but instead cyber pints for guys that just don't look like footballers.

To get the ball rolling i'll suggest Ally Brazil (along with Arthur Duncan who seems to somehow create the perfect combination Panini sticker)

Also from Hibs the un-staunchly named Gerry O'Brien

http://thumbs.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mqvSOysp8ky3_2cLoOLaIhA.jpg

http://thumbs4.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mY1yGBiRWSzoFsIdlACUWaA.jpg

Man Bear Pig
01-05-2015, 11:25
http://cdn3.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sport/football/scottish/celtic/article30038557.ece/257f9/ALTERNATES/h342/SPT_20140225_FOO_058_30783137_I1.JPG

suramericaranger
01-05-2015, 11:33
Who the f*ck is that in the celtc top? Deviant looking bastard. Tarrier stamped all over his face.

Alexi Lalas is the ultimate odd looking footballer. Honourable mention to Taribo West and the Colombia WC 94 squad.

Mancteddybear
01-05-2015, 11:34
Paul Chalmers was odd looking to say the least.

Bristol_bnose
01-05-2015, 11:37
Paul Chalmers was odd looking to say the least.

You're not wrong. His eyes seem to have come from a parts bin. :blink:
http://www.sportsworldcards.com/ekmps/shops/sportsworld/images/st-mirren-paul-chalmers-470-panini-football-90-football-trading-sticker-28613-p.jpg

dt17
01-05-2015, 11:40
Luke Chadwick was a horror.

Gray_WATP
01-05-2015, 11:41
Willo Flood, horrible looking rodent like fenian bstrd

purdy1985
01-05-2015, 11:48
Zander diamond looked like a failed abortion and Paulo Sergio looked like he could get you a bag of gear with one phone call

upgrader
01-05-2015, 11:49
Ozil
Ribery

beanyrfc
01-05-2015, 11:56
Davie(plug) Dodds it's even in his name

Fifelad
01-05-2015, 11:56
http://www.afcheritage.org/Team/images/players/1988-89_Dodds.jpg

stoddy
01-05-2015, 11:59
http://cards.littleoak.com.au/197879_topps_scottish_green/mot%20040%20Willie%20Pettigrew.jpg

beanyrfc
01-05-2015, 12:01
http://cards.littleoak.com.au/197879_topps_scottish_green/mot%20040%20Willie%20Pettigrew.jpg

That Peter Beardsley's bro :D

Sir Duncan Ferguson
01-05-2015, 12:06
http://revistabalcanes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Ivanov.jpg

Trifon Ivanov

Sir Duncan Ferguson
01-05-2015, 12:08
http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NDcxWDU1MA==/$(KGrHqFHJDkE-NtEMEnkBPvn+7ht8Q~~60_35.JPG

glasgowbear29
01-05-2015, 12:08
http://i60.tinypic.com/f3ax08.jpg

suramericaranger
01-05-2015, 12:11
Dragan Mladenovic was a weird looking bugger. He looked like he might have killed Jill Dando.

BL11
01-05-2015, 12:15
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/fergusonmunronc0.jpg

BL11
01-05-2015, 12:15
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/aberdeen-drew-jarvie-454-panini-football-78-sticker-5074-p.jpg

BL11
01-05-2015, 12:18
http://image.wikifoundry.com/image/1/dCwV6tM3JUfJXeXOFc3v3w31459/GW284H328

stoddy
01-05-2015, 12:18
http://i60.tinypic.com/f3ax08.jpg


That has to be photo shopped surely :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:


See better looking junkies!!!

NorseGod
01-05-2015, 12:20
http://i58.tinypic.com/16gx077.gif

Marco Palacios is an oddball. :blink:

BL11
01-05-2015, 12:20
I think it's easier just to label anyone who played in Scottish Football in the 80's & early 90's :D

http://www.londonhearts.com/images/archive/images/1988-89%20-%20Jimmy%20Sandison.jpg

BL11
01-05-2015, 12:21
Marco Palacios is an oddball. :blink:

The OP asked for guys who played in Scotch football. :roll:

BL11
01-05-2015, 12:23
http://www.soccermond.com/uefa/euro/1992_sweden/pics/scotland/stewart_mckimmie.jpg

BL11
01-05-2015, 12:24
http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/multimedia/archive/00111/82100577_scot_111133c.jpg

NorseGod
01-05-2015, 12:25
The OP asked for guys who played in Scotch football. :roll:

He was here after Chadwick, Osil and Ribery.:D

Thing is, if he played here, he would be seen as good looking. >:)

Young_Hec
01-05-2015, 12:26
I think our Robbie Crawford has quite a odd face the outline of his face at the bottom (from the nose down) seems to sink into to his head.

BL11
01-05-2015, 12:27
http://www.sportsworldcards.com/ekmps/shops/sportsworld/images/scotland-gary-gillespie-217-panini-italia-90-fifa-world-cup-trading-sticker-60319-p.jpg

Bassfreeker
01-05-2015, 12:27
http://i4.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article1766514.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Celtic%20manager%20Neil%20Lennon%20takes%20part%20 in%20a%20challenge%20for%20Red%20Nose%20Day%202013 .jpg

BL11
01-05-2015, 12:28
He was here after Chadwick, Osil and Ribery.:D

Thing is, if he played here, he would be seen as good looking. >:)

I know, mate.

Several wrongs don't make a right... :D

BL11
01-05-2015, 12:29
http://www.sportsworldcards.com/ekmps/shops/sportsworld/images/st-mirren-steve-clarke-peter-godfrey-537a-b-panini-football-86-rare-trading-sticker-35953-p.jpg

BL11
01-05-2015, 12:29
http://www.heraldscotland.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/400xY/2014/6/24406763.jpg

Oleg_Mcnoleg
01-05-2015, 12:36
http://i4.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article5014842.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/JS54954620.jpg

Bassfreeker
01-05-2015, 12:39
http://blog.huttonimages.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/HenryHall-Dundee-United-.jpg

This guy is classic.

Big Hepy
01-05-2015, 12:46
http://90minutecynic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/hibernian-paul-kane-420-panini-football-90-football-trading-sticker-28166-p.jpg

Bill the Butcher
01-05-2015, 12:59
http://cdn3.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sport/football/scottish/celtic/article30038557.ece/257f9/ALTERNATES/h342/SPT_20140225_FOO_058_30783137_I1.JPG

Honestly, what is that mutant?

Bill the Butcher
01-05-2015, 13:01
http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NDcxWDU1MA==/$(KGrHqFHJDkE-NtEMEnkBPvn+7ht8Q~~60_35.JPG

The both look like they've been sitting too close to the fire.

Sam_English
01-05-2015, 13:03
http://cdn3.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sport/football/scottish/celtic/article30038557.ece/257f9/ALTERNATES/h342/SPT_20140225_FOO_058_30783137_I1.JPG

Mutant bastard.

Oleg_Mcnoleg
01-05-2015, 13:24
Not quite Scotland but Eric Gates is a Geordie and made it as far as Carlisle. Decent player but his coupon used to give me nightmares. Face like the smell of gas.
http://cards.littleoak.com.au/198283_fks_soccer82/115_eric_gates.jpg

And let's not forget how odd wee Gordon Strachan looked
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gQ_OFStq02U/UPUrN14oE2I/AAAAAAAAiDQ/p-_5aRY_Ms0/s1600/Gordon+Strachan+-+Sticker+Dundee+1977.jpg

Bristol_bnose
01-05-2015, 13:26
Hibs are a goldmine for this.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VWGof-zXooo/TGQC7bYak7I/AAAAAAAAGLc/X7-AdQhCL1w/s1600/09-SMITH+Hibernian+Panini+1979.png

Bristol_bnose
01-05-2015, 13:27
And let's not forget how odd wee Gordon Strachan looked


Like a Matalan Denis Law! :D

numberoneallover
01-05-2015, 13:29
http://i60.tinypic.com/f3ax08.jpg

please tell me that is photoshopped

Bristol_bnose
01-05-2015, 13:29
https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3279/2991494642_99e6856817.jpg

Del32
01-05-2015, 13:32
http://90minutecynic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/hibernian-paul-kane-420-panini-football-90-football-trading-sticker-28166-p.jpg

Where is his mate Beavis?

gersmad
01-05-2015, 13:36
He qualifies under the Scottish granny rules.


http://i60.tinypic.com/24xdg1w.jpg

Phant1873
01-05-2015, 13:44
The third Chuckle Brother

https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3221/2993007318_884ee3deec.jpg

BL11
01-05-2015, 13:48
http://historie.brann.no/sitefiles/site1/files/artimg/joachim-bjorklund12.jpg

BL11
01-05-2015, 13:49
http://www.sportsworldcards.com/ekmps/shops/sportsworld/images/dundee-united-eamonn-bannon-stuart-beedie-494a-b-panini-football-86-rare-trading-sticker-35922-p.jpg

Clachan Blue
01-05-2015, 13:49
My Dad used to always call David Bingham " Wee Queer Face". (Queer as in strange)

BL11
01-05-2015, 13:50
This pic screams "I will rape you" :eek:

https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3170/2993009040_e421e08a4c.jpg

BL11
01-05-2015, 13:52
10 cyber points to who can guess who this is...

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/473801453325148160/FZIU0_EO_400x400.jpeg

scotto_1986
01-05-2015, 13:54
please tell me that is photoshopped

This is the original image

http://i62.tinypic.com/675ea1.png

Not all that much photoshopping had been carried out to be fair :eek:

LaudrupFan
01-05-2015, 13:55
10 cyber points to who can guess who this is...

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/473801453325148160/FZIU0_EO_400x400.jpeg

Istvan Kozma

Top_Cat
01-05-2015, 13:58
https://deadlymovies.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/frank-ribery-sloth-goonies.jpg

omegaman
01-05-2015, 13:58
http://www.sportsworldcards.com/ekmps/shops/sportsworld/images/celtic-paul-wilson-427-panini-football-78-sticker-5097-p.jpg

Bristol_bnose
01-05-2015, 13:58
http://www.sportsworldcards.com/ekmps/shops/sportsworld/images/celtic-paul-wilson-427-panini-football-78-sticker-5097-p.jpg

Good f88king grief!! :D

BL11
01-05-2015, 13:59
Istvan Kozma

Superb, mate. :):)

Oleg_Mcnoleg
01-05-2015, 14:01
I know he played his senior career in England but...
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Clubs/Club_Home/2011/6/27/1309199149105/The-former-Ipswich-player-007.jpg

alkchristie
01-05-2015, 14:08
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/aberdeen-drew-jarvie-454-panini-football-78-sticker-5074-p.jpg

Seperated at Birth - David Coleman and Drew Jarvie??? :confused:

glasgowbear29
01-05-2015, 14:11
http://i62.tinypic.com/juabkz.jpg


http://i62.tinypic.com/2hzmmbb.jpg

Oleg_Mcnoleg
01-05-2015, 14:17
This thread's ruining my afternoon's work...
http://www.sportsworldcards.com/ekmps/shops/sportsworld/images/dundee-united-alex-rennie-481-panini-football-78-sticker-5091-p.jpg
http://cards.littleoak.com.au/197576_topps_scottish_blue/duu%2053%20George%20Fleming.jpg

http://cards.littleoak.com.au/197778_topps_scottish_yellow/cel%20082%20Roy%20Aitken.jpg

Willem Bear
01-05-2015, 14:25
http://i60.tinypic.com/f3ax08.jpg

Hahahaha!!
If that's NOT photo shopped it is probably the funniest thing I have seen all day...(well at least since I shaved this morning).

Hey, even if it IS photo shopped, it is still VERY funny !!

:)

Bill the Butcher
01-05-2015, 14:50
[QUOTE=Oleg_Mcnoleg;23101414]This thread's ruining my afternoon's work...
http://www.sportsworldcards.com/ekmps/shops/sportsworld/images/dundee-united-alex-rennie-481-panini-football-78-sticker-5091-p.jpg

I think this guy now haunts houses! FFS!

Ter
01-05-2015, 14:55
That Caballero who played for Dundee was a scary looking bloke

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-6GWWknUOJiM/TYkWO4ijfsI/AAAAAAAAAEs/4Gbsw31HuFk/Fabian+Caballero.JPG

frankieboy
01-05-2015, 14:58
http://i60.tinypic.com/f3ax08.jpg

FFS,he looks like a junky

Jack Sparrow
01-05-2015, 15:04
http://i4.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article5014842.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/JS54954620.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2860871427/b209cbfed2bfdf2ce6e4f1273494d536.png

theflyinghippo
01-05-2015, 15:10
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2860871427/b209cbfed2bfdf2ce6e4f1273494d536.png

"Sardine......?"

Laudrup1
01-05-2015, 15:11
http://files.stv.tv/imagebase/78/623x349/78895-john-greig.jpg

Bassfreeker
01-05-2015, 15:14
http://www.londonhearts.com/images/ianc/images/Tosh%20McKinlay.jpg

Oleg_Mcnoleg
01-05-2015, 15:18
[QUOTE=Oleg_Mcnoleg;23101414]This thread's ruining my afternoon's work...
http://www.sportsworldcards.com/ekmps/shops/sportsworld/images/dundee-united-alex-rennie-481-panini-football-78-sticker-5091-p.jpg

I think this guy now haunts houses! FFS!

http://theronneel.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/frankenstein2.jpg

of the horrors I've posted, it's the George Flemming one that's going to have e waking up screaming. It's the camp, peek over-the-shoulder, 'come hither' look from a man with more facial hair than the whole of the Grateful Dead that I find absolutely terrifying.

chateaubleu
01-05-2015, 15:19
http://i59.tinypic.com/12163gg.jpg

Oleg_Mcnoleg
01-05-2015, 15:21
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/aberdeen-drew-jarvie-454-panini-football-78-sticker-5074-p.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/c0/2c/72/c02c7276994fcc0e774350a0b041babd.jpg

glasgowbear29
01-05-2015, 15:25
http://i61.tinypic.com/24v0l12.jpg

The Great Waldo
01-05-2015, 15:27
http://i.imgur.com/DzKka5l.jpg?1

Who is this & what team was he at when pic. taken ?

Phant1873
01-05-2015, 15:27
http://www.sportsworldcards.com/ekmps/shops/sportsworld/images/celtic-anton-rogan-343-panini-football-89-colectable-football-sticker-70525-p.jpg

Bassfreeker
01-05-2015, 15:29
http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NzE0WDUyMA==/z/rAIAAMXQlgtSrKD7/$_35.JPG

icrfc
01-05-2015, 15:29
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/aberdeen-drew-jarvie-454-panini-football-78-sticker-5074-p.jpg

I met him in a strip club in Italy during the 1990 world cup, he didn't seem pleased to be recognised for some reason :D

Xavi Hernandez
01-05-2015, 15:33
Mind that ugly bastard Stephane Mahe :D

The Great Waldo
01-05-2015, 15:35
http://i.imgur.com/zwzWZra.jpg?1

One for the purists.

icrfc
01-05-2015, 15:39
Anybody remember this creature?

http://www.afc.co.uk/javaImages/3a/66/0,,10284~3761722,00.jpg

The Great Waldo
01-05-2015, 15:39
http://i.imgur.com/AXRoGgI.jpg?1

The Great Waldo
01-05-2015, 15:40
Anybody remember this creature?

http://www.afc.co.uk/javaImages/3a/66/0,,10284~3761722,00.jpg

Davie Robb Sheep City

Willem Bear
01-05-2015, 15:40
http://i61.tinypic.com/24v0l12.jpg

THAT'S Gilbert O'Sullivan !! ..."Alone Again...Naturally"

:)

Willem Bear
01-05-2015, 15:42
http://i.imgur.com/DzKka5l.jpg?1

Who is this & what team was he at when pic. taken ?

Charlie Drake, Boomerang Utd.
:)

icrfc
01-05-2015, 15:42
Davie Robb Sheep City

Cyber pint for Waldo

The Great Waldo
01-05-2015, 15:42
http://i.imgur.com/efg3q0u.jpg?1

Not a player , but a manager.

The Great Waldo
01-05-2015, 15:45
http://i.imgur.com/lv8hWTt.jpg

A goalie who had his testimonial against Rangers.

The Great Waldo
01-05-2015, 16:11
http://i.imgur.com/fwycwzC.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/qN4HWyy.jpg?1
http://i.imgur.com/WTWt3mo.jpg?1
http://i.imgur.com/H1R9ZIN.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Geto288.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/oCHeR8P.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ZY4Q19n.png?1
http://i.imgur.com/dSeGJMR.jpg

Dundee certainly had more than their fair share of Harry Handsomes. One of the above did eventually play for Rangers , which one ?

Sir Duncan Ferguson
01-05-2015, 16:15
http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NTQ4WDQ2OA==/$T2eC16NHJGIE9nnWpUFtBQ+JnFon!g~~60_35.JPG

steveski
01-05-2015, 16:17
http://i.imgur.com/fwycwzC.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/qN4HWyy.jpg?1
http://i.imgur.com/WTWt3mo.jpg?1
http://i.imgur.com/H1R9ZIN.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Geto288.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/oCHeR8P.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ZY4Q19n.png?1
http://i.imgur.com/dSeGJMR.jpg

Dundee certainly had more than their fair share of Harry Handsomes. One of the above did eventually play for Rangers , which one ?

Sixth one down.

Jim Steele

steveski
01-05-2015, 16:20
http://i.imgur.com/DzKka5l.jpg?1

Who is this & what team was he at when pic. taken ?

Ernie McGarr Aberdeen Goalie

Bassfreeker
01-05-2015, 16:25
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1783330/thumbs/o-EUROVISION-570.jpg?5

Samaras

Willem Bear
01-05-2015, 16:33
http://i.imgur.com/efg3q0u.jpg?1

Not a player , but a manager.

Bill Munro, Manager, Clydebank F.C. ??

alberttz2011
01-05-2015, 16:37
Anybody remember this creature?

http://www.afc.co.uk/javaImages/3a/66/0,,10284~3761722,00.jpg

Davie Robb?

The Great Waldo
01-05-2015, 16:45
Sixth one down.

Jim Steele

Correct - I think he was on loan from Southampton & played only 2/3 games for us and managed to score an OG, but he was hard as nails. Last time I spoke to him he was mine host in a pub in Moreton -on - Marsh in Gloucestershire. Still talks fondly of his short spell at Ibrox.

The Great Waldo
01-05-2015, 16:46
Ernie McGarr Aberdeen Goalie

Correct, but he was with Airdie when pic. was taken.

The Great Waldo
01-05-2015, 16:47
Bill Munro, Manager, Clydebank F.C. ??

Correct - that hairstyle will NEVER go out of fashion.

Fingers1873
01-05-2015, 16:47
http://i.imgur.com/DzKka5l.jpg?1

Who is this & what team was he at when pic. taken ?

Ronnie Biggs, Fluminese.

Daddy_Bear07
01-05-2015, 16:53
http://blog.huttonimages.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/HenryHall-Dundee-United-.jpg

This guy is classic.

Born in 1948 and last played for Dundee United in 1977!

How the feck can you look like that in your late twenties????

glasgowsteve
01-05-2015, 17:14
Born in 1948 and last played for Dundee United in 1977!

How the feck can you look like that in your late twenties????

Deary me I thought he was late 30s and had a rough paper round.

Going with guys looking older than they should and slightly odd I give you Bob Malcolm.

A special mention should be made for the giant lugged turncoat rat. No really odd looking per se, just ears Dumbo would be proud of.

Sir Duncan Ferguson
01-05-2015, 17:40
Celebrity Juice host Keith Lemon

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/890000/images/_891568_kiriakov300.jpg

http://c8.alamy.com/comp/BJEWW9/151197-bells-premier-division-aberdeen-v-rangers-1-1-pittodrie-aberdeen-BJEWW9.jpg

deekieboy
01-05-2015, 17:42
http://i58.tinypic.com/2evghva.jpg

stayfor90mins
01-05-2015, 18:08
Always thought Gary Bolan looked a bit odd

gigi1744
01-05-2015, 18:15
http://i.imgur.com/iQlgrgW.gif

Punk
01-05-2015, 18:19
You're not wrong. His eyes seem to have come from a parts bin. :blink:
http://www.sportsworldcards.com/ekmps/shops/sportsworld/images/st-mirren-paul-chalmers-470-panini-football-90-football-trading-sticker-28613-p.jpg

Was that taken under water?

Punk
01-05-2015, 18:22
http://image.wikifoundry.com/image/1/dCwV6tM3JUfJXeXOFc3v3w31459/GW284H328

He seems nice

Punk
01-05-2015, 18:24
http://i60.tinypic.com/f3ax08.jpg

Phuckin shat maself

tommy vercetti
01-05-2015, 18:34
http://www.londonhearts.com/images/ianc/images/Tosh%20McKinlay.jpg

http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac31/L-a-d-y-L-i-k-e/Graphics/Winnie-The-Pooh---Tiger-psd58469.png

Fingers1873
01-05-2015, 18:40
Can folk stop quoting that Davie Moyes photo, it's scarin the weans.

princessofgovan
01-05-2015, 18:50
Fraser Aird is offensively ugly.

craig1873
02-05-2015, 01:06
[QUOTE=Oleg_Mcnoleg;23101414]This thread's ruining my afternoon's work...
http://www.sportsworldcards.com/ekmps/shops/sportsworld/images/dundee-united-alex-rennie-481-panini-football-78-sticker-5091-p.jpg

I think this guy now haunts houses! FFS!

Aye, an he would've got away with it if it wasn't for those meddling ff'ers...